Poll – Is It Time for a Tamil First Lady?

One of the recurring nightmares of my life runs thus:

It’s past midnight. And I am plodding down a dark street in Washington DC. The moon is AWOL, the stars are playing hide-and-seek and the sequester has shut down street lights. Then I hear footsteps approaching. The footsteps get louder and ominous as the person draws closer to me and stops. With mounting dread, I take my cigarette lighter out. From the yellow-orange flicker of the flame, I make out Michelle Obama flexing her biceps and staring into my eyes. I wake up screaming.

Michelle Obama Flexing her Biceps(Image courtesy: Politico)

So when I heard this morning that Barack Obama was smitten by the looks of Tamil babe and California Attorney General Kamala Harris I was thrilled and gulped down an extra cup of Sambar.

The beauty, allure and mystique of Tamil babes are no secret.

Hundreds of millions of Indians have found sweet nirvana in Hema Malini, Rekha and Sridevi.

Now Americans are blessed with a Tamil angel in the form of Kamala Harris!

And Americans, from Barack Obama down, are going ga-ga over Kamala’s looks.

Kamala Harris happens to be, by far, the best-looking attorney general in the country. It’s true! C’mon. – Barack Obama at a fund-raiser in California

Kamala looks like a Tamil devathai (goddess) in the below picture, right?

California Attorney General Kamala HarrisTamil Ponnu Kamala Harris

Just in case you didn’t know, Kamala is the daughter of Shyamala Gopalan, a doctor from Chennai, capital of the glorious Dravidian state of Tamil Nadu in South India.

Kamala is African-American on her father’s side.

Oh yeah, Kamala is one babe I’d never be scared of encountering on any street, dark or lit!

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Every vote counts.

If you want to see a Tamil as the new First Lady, show your support by casting your vote for the first choice.

Podungamma vottu, Kamala Harris paathu.

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8 Responses to "Poll – Is It Time for a Tamil First Lady?"

  1. Madmax673   April 5, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    Hilarious! 😀

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Were you previously aware of Kamala Harris’ Tamil origins?

    Most likely you did!

    Obama called Kamala last night and apologized for the “distraction.” 😉


    • Madmax673   April 5, 2013 at 11:08 pm

      It reminded me of the ‘notorious’ cigar.

      As long as Obama doesn’t smoke cigar everything is cool 😀

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Aha, the Clinton cigar….

      Slick Willie, with the cigar diving from his hand to her twat, swimming in her pool and finally jumping into his mouth, discusses affairs of state with Senators and Congressmen on the phone! 😉

      Interns beware, Slick Willie is coming back to the White House in 2016.

      The Hillary Clinton era in the White House promises to be entertaining for Bill’s priapic adventures if nothing else!

    • boopalanj   April 6, 2013 at 2:50 pm

      I heard that one of her parent was from India, but did not know her connection with Tamilnad 🙂

      Did you hear about the news associated with Kushboo becoming Karuna family’s first lady? 😉 [Of course fourth or fifth lady]

      Kumudham’s investigative magazine reporter published an article “Another Maniammai?” that caused an uproar in DMK. It was following the incident Kushboo questioned Stalin’s succession.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      I think Kushboo is the avatar of Sati Savitri.

  2. araj   April 7, 2013 at 11:48 am

    I suspect her good looks are mostly due to her African father. That African bone structure mixed with Indian complexion is probably making her look the way she looks (probably Obama is also excited of her African roots).

    As an aside, I would say every race has its own classes of beauties and uglies. These anthropological subclasses not only exist race wise, but they, I believe, also exist caste wise. For example, to take an opposite point of view from you, I always recognized Tamil ladies by their chubby cheeks, short, rotund bodies. Far from Kamala Harris and Padma Laxmi. And I also find many negroid type facial structures among Tamils (no offense intended my friends).

    In my own telugu race, I could often recognize women of Kamma caste by their wavy hair, wide backs and often an aggressive gait. I also find many of the non-brahmin girls having oily backs of the palms.

    And I believe there are two types of handsome people in every race. One, whose looks conform to the anthropological features of that race and the other that mostly transcends racial physical attributes while retaining some key elements of the race such as eye size and facial structure etc to a minimal degree. However, I do agree that some races produce the latter more often than the other races do. May be, Tamils could be one such race.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Nature has blessed contemporary Caucasian American women with a high proportion of pretty faces (benefiting in part from two centuries of economic prosperity yielding a nourishing diet and exposure to the African genetic pool for three centuries).

    But I suspect the effects of gorging on all those hormone-injected chicken and beef lately will start showing up in a few decades.

    I’d hate to be a Caucasian girl in the 22nd Century!

    • araj   April 7, 2013 at 2:25 pm

      And there is so much mind blowing diversity of prettiness among Caucasians that it’s hard to put it all down to environmentally enforced evolution.

      I for one tend to believe that it’s the sheer force of genes, at least those affecting physical features.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Force of genes? Certainly.

      But I also believe the ongoing irreversible erosion of environmental advantages enjoyed by North American Caucasians will impact not merely their genetic makeup over time but alter the global conception of beauty itself, making Whites seem less pretty/less desirable in the not too distant future!

      It’s safe to conclude such “epochal” changes won’t happen in our lifetimes. 😉

    • DW-A(1/2)Dr.   April 18, 2013 at 2:18 pm

      “and exposure to the African genetic pool for three centuries”

      What do you mean by this? North Americans hardly have any African Ancestry. Afrikaners do have some.

      And SI, what do you make of the fair skin obsession which is reaching ridiculous levels now.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      1. You write/Quote: “and exposure to the African genetic pool for three centuries” What do you mean by this? North Americans hardly have any African Ancestry.

      Since the slave trade started bringing in Africans to the U.S., there has been a fair bit of inter-breeding between Whites and Blacks. That’s what I mean by Whites’ exposure to the African genetic pool.

      This is related to my larger hypothesis that occasional inter-breeding is better than exclusive in-breeding, since it introduces degrees of variation into the White genetic pool.

      The lust of Old White men for Young Black girls in 18th and 19th century America is well documented in literature. Slavery made it convenient for Old Whites to pounce on Young Black girls without fear of any consequence.

      Even Thomas Jefferson, one of the founding fathers of America, was not immune to the wild stirrings in his White loins for the pleasures of nubile Black flesh.

      Jefferson lusted after one of his young slaves Sally Hemings, fell upon her repeatedly, and turned Sally into one of the many breeding cows on his Monticello estate, siring multiple children with her.

      Alex Haley recounting the story of his ancestors in Roots also mentions the inter-breeding of White slave owners with their Black slaves.

      2. As long as “Being White” brings with it advantages of money and upward mobility, the “Fair Skin” obsession will endure.

      Advantages of “Fair Skin” is not restricted to India or Pakistan, it’s powerful here in the U.S. too in countless ways.

      When Chutias like Sharukh Khan turn accomplices in the “Fair Skin” game and actively promote it – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqXiPCI0OTs – it’s hardly surprising that young South Asian youngsters fall prey to sick “white” fantasies.

      Hell, I see a lot of White girls (cheerleaders) jumping like drunken monkeys during the IPL matches in India. Utterly Ridiculous! (I personally think these collagen and hormone injections and creams are harmful to the body.)

      My hypothesis is that the economic and military rise of Asia in the 21st and 22nd centuries may well turn Whites into the new Blacks, forcing them to suffer all the indignities that society has been heaping upon dark-skinned people for several centuries!

  3. boopalanj   April 8, 2013 at 3:15 am



    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    In the spirit of Ajit Pawar’s statement, I’d say if Indians don’t stop breeding the way they do now that day won’t be far when they’ll be drinking urine or Cow-ca-cola instead of water.

    Plus, India is not a blessed land in the allotment of natural resources.

    Destruction of lakes, deforestation and industrialization (and the resulting pollution) have made a bad situation worse. Countless small lakes that used to take care of the water needs of villages have disappeared in the last 100 years.

    I hope it’s not too late…we should start with policies that encourage rain-water harvesting, saving/creating small lakes, severely punish water polluters and compulsory sterilization after one-child etc.

    • Naveen   April 8, 2013 at 11:53 am

      Drought and famine will be nature’s revenge on greedy humans!

      Perhaps, like you mentioned a few times, better access to porn and / internet would mitigate the problem! 😀

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      You write: Drought and famine will be nature’s revenge on greedy humans!

      No, No, No!

      The Republican Party has told me that Climate Change is all bunkum!

      I think Floods, Droughts, Famine, Rising Ocean Levels, Greenhouse Gases, Melting Polar Ice-Cap etc are just fantasies of the 47%-49% who take no responsibility for their lives! (Thank You, Mitt Romney) 😉

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