O, willful ignorants!
Do you not see the future?
Do you not grasp the splendor of my creation?
The necessity?
– Bertrand Zobrist in Dan Brown’s new thriller Inferno
Chutiyas a.k.a. Indians have two great destructive passions – Ferocious breeding and watching crappy Bollywood movies.
Rabbits, dogs, cats, rats, bats, maggots, I doubt there’s a species anywhere on this planet that drops a litter at the rate Indians do.
Indians seem to think they were born to breed! 🙁
Visit any Indian city, town or village and all you see is people, people, and more people.
Sitting on their haunches, standing at street corners, peeing against the nearest wall, gathering in front of tea/cigarette stores, lining up in front of movie theaters, rushing to an accident site, ad nauseam.
1.3 billion of these maggots, at last count!
A depressing sea of humanity weighing down on Earth’s finite resources.
If you dolts are wondering what Indians’ breeding has to do with Dan Brown’s latest thriller Inferno, let me assure you that the Earth’s overpopulation (to which Indians have contributed in a big way) is the central focus of the popular author’s latest novel.
And I strongly approve of Bertrand Zobrist’s actions, unorthodox though they may be!
You’ll realize what I mean when (and if) you get to the end of the book.
Good, Fast Ride
Events in Inferno happen over a two or three day period and take the reader through the streets, palaces and churches of Florence, Venice and Istanbul.
Yes, Harvard Professor Robert Langdon is very much a central presence.
After all, what’s the purpose in visiting Florence, Venice or Istanbul without Robert to help you decipher the meaning of esoteric symbols, complex writing and obscure etchings, and explain the historical personalities and the grand edifices they built.
What Sherlock Holmes was to Arthur Conan Doyle, Robert Langdon is to Dan Brown!
Deciphering mysteries with the aid of small clues that would flummox anyone else.
This time, the 13th century Italian poet Dante Alighieri’s great poem Divine Comedy is the historical framework within which the story is set.
Even the title of the book, Inferno, flows from one of the three sections of in Dante’s timeless poem. The other two were Purgatorio and Paradiso.
Nice Twists
Inferno makes for a fine read, leading us through the palaces of Florence, Vasari’s paintings and statues, a close look at Dante’s death mask, fast boat rides in Venice, the doge’s tomb and the denouement in the teeming city of Istanbul.
Fasten your seat belt. Because this is one helluva ride from one chaotic, exciting event to another.
Just when you think you’ve got a handle on the fast-paced events, author Dan Brown yanks the carpet from under your feet.
There are several twists to keep you from guessing at what’s really happening.
Inferno is well-written and I greatly enjoyed the novel.
SearchIndia.com strongly recommends Inferno to all lovers of thrillers.
Every U.S. library has Inferno.
Reserve your copy today.
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Ordered.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
I hope you reserved it at your local library and did not buy it.
Inferno as well as all other Dan Brown books including Da Vinci Code etc) are not classics worth buying to read and re-read!
But we like to see more people.
I felt super weird last when I went to Sweden. Hardly any population, dead silent like a graveyard – depressing!
This noise, crowd, variety etc is good in a way!
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Noise and crowds are high on my hate-list!
There’s no hope for Planet Earth with little Sureshes, Vimalas, Ajiths, Priyankas, Modis, Patels, Singhs, Khans, Nazriyas, Peters and Roberts dropping down every second in India.
I understand India already faces a serious water crisis.
Just you wait, in a few years Indians will have no choice but to embrace the Morarji Therapy! 😉
Hopefully, a real-life Bernardt Zobrinsk will teach all ye non-stop breeders an unforgettable lesson soon!
The U.S., fortunately, is still blessed with a low population.
Even for Morarji Therapy to happen, we need to depend on a considerable amount of water first 🙁
People in India mostly think only about the drinking water content. What they fail to understand is the virtual water that is needed in every activity of our life routine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_water
This below statistics says – at factory level, to produce one kilogram of egg – 3000+ litres of water is being spent – considering the whole production system, people, animals, etc. And a production of one kilogram of Chicken meat takes 4000+ litres of water.
http://www.waterfootprint.org/?page=files/Animal-products
The illegal sand mining that just goes beyond the limit caused a severe impact on the rivers and the fertile lands around them, and the soft-drinks companies here suck a hell lot of water just to produce sugared water sold in bottles.
Homo homini lupus (Man is a wolf to man) 🙁
SearchIndia.com Responds:
1. You write: the soft-drinks companies here suck a hell lot of water just to produce sugared water sold in bottles.
Soft drinks are one of the worst inventions of the modern era. Proof that the superior intelligence of Man vis-a-vis chimps and other apes is a myth!
Coca-Cola “Volumes grew in high single-digits in India” in the First Quarter of 2013. 🙁
Source: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/coca-cola-earnings-beat-sales-144003950.html
2. In the U.S., soft drinks (they’re called “Soda” here) don’t even have sugar. They are made from high fructose corn syrup (corn is highly subsidized because of the strong farm lobby in Congress and hence very cheap).
That’s why when you go into the supermarket aisles selling Mexican products in the U.S. you’ll find soft-drinks labelled “Made with Cane Sugar” because Mexican immigrants, although not as educated as Americans, are smart enough not to drink junk made with corn syrup.
3. Concept of Virtual water trade is interesting! Thanks!
A person I know in Chennai told me about 12 years ago that the next big business in India and Tamil Nadu in particular would be Water.
He predicted that by 2020 there would be acute shortage of water and it would cost as much as petrol if not more.
He ventured into the business of water and has been very successful.
Humans don’t know the value of natural resources until we nearly exhaust it.
I think the next world war would be for the control of drinking water.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
I agree!
India will be brought to its knees by scarcity of water & gas (both petrol & cooking gas).
South Indian states will split into different countries because of water-fights – It won’t happen in my lifetime but more likely in yours.
… and i just saw this in TOI!!
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/tech/tech-news/software-services/Why-Chennais-IT-corridor-is-facing-shutdown/articleshow/20888594.cms
SearchIndia.com Responds:
There’s always Cooum! 😉
On a serious note, I hope the H2O shortage will provide impetus to research on cheaper and improved techniques of desalinization.
I don’t think the problem with Sweden is the lack of population.
I’ve heard it has only brief day light time. That could really get depressing.
But these places are on top of the Forbes list of places you’d want to move 🙂
SearchIndia.com Responds:
I thought Sweden was a land of Honey and Almonds until Stieg Larsson disabused me of that notion. 😉
and while we read at it..you speak as if you practiced celibacy through out your life!!!
This must come from a person who is genuinely concerned about India’s problems and is doing something for the cause of it..
Not from a sarcastic [Trash Talk] like you who enjoys every thing hatred about India?
SearchIndia.com Responds:
1. As I’ve said a million times, it’s hard for stupid fucks to make sense of the SI blog.
You’re a blithering idiot because you don’t know the difference between Celibacy and Breeding.
One can dip one’s beak into every crevice all day and all night long without breeding.
Haven’t you heard of contraceptives?
2. I repeat – Reckless, relentless breeding is a serious problem that will have catastrophic consequences for India in the coming decades!
3. Keep reading the SI blog and you might get the education you’re obviously deprived of!
SI: Reckless, relentless breeding
How come you know theres reckless relentless breeeding happening in our country you have any concrete eveidence to support birth rate becoming higher one of these years…
Population is a concern as it had grown tremendously i agree to an extent what can the government do ?
its for the people to realize the underlying future danger and stop reproducin
For someone who talks about breeding haven’y you reproduced??
why didnt you think about all this the?? too busy enjoying the beak play in your crevice??
yes I know of contraceptives it could be ueful to people in america also . source : wiki please read the below line
The American population more than tripled during the 20th century — at a growth rate of about 1.3% a year — from about 76 million in 1900 to 281 million in 2000. It reached the 200 million mark in 1967, and the 300 million mark on October 17, 2006.[17][18] Currently, population growth is fastest among minorities as a whole, and according to the Census Bureau’s estimation for 2012, 50.4% of American children under the age of 1 belonged to minority groups
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_United_States
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/2012_U.S._birth_control_controversy
next time there is an itch in your [Trash Talk] to blabber something think about your country and then vent your spleen on us?/
SI: Keep reading the SI blog and you might get the education you’re obviously deprived of!
You better concentrate on your country and your kith and kins who’d be immersed in the shit of taboo lifestyle…
SearchIndia.com Responds:
1. You write: You better concentrate on your country and your kith and kins who’d be immersed in the shit of taboo lifestyle…
Forget my taboo lifestyle in Amreeka! Enjoy these stories of pious lifestyles in Incredible India: 😉
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/indore/Man-booked-for-bestiality-in-Indore/articleshow/20825915.cms
http://www.searchindia.com/2010/09/05/incredible-india-54-lungis-lust-for-she-buffaloes/
2. You write: For someone who talks about breeding haven’y you reproduced??
No sweetie!
I have voluntarily not added to the Earth’s population burden!
3. You write: How come you know theres (sic) reckless relentless breeeding (sic) happening in our country you have any concrete eveidence (sic)…..contraceptives it could be ueful (sic) to people in america also….The American population more than tripled during the 20th century
Look at the Population Density:
USA – 34.2/km2
India – 373.9/km2
Look at the Birth Rate:
USA Birth Rate – 13.5 births/1,000 population (2010 est.).
India Birth rate – 22.22 births/1,000 population (2009 est.)
Sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_United_States#Birth_rate
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_India
Given our (U.S.) land area, our population is nothing. We can absorb another 100-million without straining our natural resources like water etc.
Important: Also, U.S. population growth is a lot due to migration and less by “reckless breeding.” Approximately 31 million people currently living in the U.S. came from outside the country, i.e. they’re foreign born.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_the_United_States
4. You write: and according to the [U.S.] Census Bureau’s estimation for 2012, 50.4% of American children under the age of 1 belonged to minority groups
So? What’s that got to do with anything? Has no connection to the topic under discussion.
Are you against minorities (Indians, African-Americans, Hispanics, Chinese etc) in the U.S.?
Forget my taboo lifestyle in Amreeka! Enjoy these stories of pious lifestyles in Incredible India
hahahahah!!! these kinds of weird things happen throuh out the world . Humans are always abnormal and act in a weird way whenever they get a chance
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352779/Bestiality-brothels-spreading-Germany-campaigner-claims-abusers-sex-animals-lifestyle-choice.html
lastly i checked i found your country has the more occurrences of bestiality than ours
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/photogallery/top-ten-bestiality-arrests-of-2011.html
heheheh as you said iven your low population isn’t that a higher ratio? I’ll leave the math to you/. Long lie Taboo lifestyle!!!!
I have voluntarily not added to the Earth’s population burden!
Thank god!! thats probably the only favour you’ve done to earth
Given our (U.S.) land area, our population is nothing. We can absorb another 100-million without straining our natural resources like water etc.
is that so?? then line up indians we’ve got a place to go which can absorb other 100 million people.. thanks for he info
I agree with the population density. but given the world wide slowing economy and unemployment in america do you think americans can breed relentlesly to an extent that you can accommodate 100 million more people… You’re talking as if americans dont breed at all there are many kelavans who marry in their 70s and 80s and still reproduce .. Look at the big shots and the numbers they breed..if people in limelight breed that much god knows what other do .. so theres a lot of shit stickin in your country’s ass try to wipe it before coming to our beautiful country
SearchIndia.com Responds:
You write: given the world wide slowing economy and unemployment in america….
I guess if the U.S. economy slows down, a lot of Indians should be worried about their next meal considering all the outsourcing work that’s gone there.
But Chenaiites need not worry about the slowdown in the U.S. economy.
There’s always Amma Unavagam for cheap food, the metro project for Coolie labor, the Cooum for water and the Marina beach for sleeping! 😉
Amma Unavagams are also available in other corporations such as Coimbatore, Salem, Erode, Madurai, etc.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Have you had a meal at the Amma canteen?
What was your experience?
Off Topic: Proof that Indian politicians are also watching too many Hollywood movies! 🙂
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/India-needs-man-of-steel-as-Prime-Minister-Rajnath-Singh/articleshow/20896267.cms
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Modi-is-not-Rambo-he-is-feku-Digvijaya-Singh/articleshow/20896714.cms
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Ha ha ha!
Upcoming Hollywood films like Much Ado About Nothing, Grown Ups 2 or Dealing with Idiots would be better descriptions!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_in_film