(Compiled by SI Blog reader What_If based on messages from friends & family in his WhatsApp App)
To those who think WhatsApp exists merely to send innocuous texts to friends and family about passing an exam, getting a job or the birth of a baby, you couldn’t be more wrong.
SI Blog reader What_If has compiled some invaluable Life Lessons based on messages received in his WhatsApp app.
Go educate yourself for free on these pearls of wisdom:
1. Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “Buy One, Get One Free”! Isn’t it wonderful how all great innovations can ultimately be traced back to India! 😉
2. Did you ever notice: Everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”. Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a “P” Petticoat, panties, pussy. No wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. Three people having sex is a threesome, two is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life!
9. Life is like a Penis – Simple, Relaxed and at Ease, it’s only Women who make it Hard!
10. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say “Congrats!” But none of them come and touch the man’s Penis and say “Well done!” Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters.