What a Shitty Way to Die!

If there’s a shittier way to die, I’ve not heard about it.

What I’m about to tell you is worse than death by rape + hanging in Akhilesh Yadav’s Uttar Pradesh, by lethal injection in Oklahoma, by rape in Congo or by shooting in Putin’s Russia.

Brace yourself now!

Two people died in in a shit hole in Xinxiang city, Henan (China) in the course of retrieving a new cell phone that fell into the cesspit.

A young Chinese woman was unloading her digested dumplings, hot-dogs (the canine variety, not the American ones in a roll) and chowmein into an open cesspit when she dropped her new, $324 cell phone into the shit hole.

In an effort to retrieve the cell phone, her husband first jumped into the shit hole and quickly lost consciousness (likely because of the Methane gas).

Then his mother dove into the shit-hole to rescue her son and met the same fate.

The shitty woman, who triggered the incident,  jumped in next and she too lost consciousness.

Husband and mother-in-law of the young woman met a shitty death and three others were injured.

All for a shitty cell phone!

No, I’m not making up this story, bizarre as it sounds.

Maybe, it’s time for a Shit Hole app warning users not to take their Cell Phone to the Poo room.

Sure, some people can walk and chew gum at the same time but as the tragic incident shows you can’t crap-crap and yak-yak on the cell phone simultaneously.

Click on the below image from the South China Morning Post for the full, shitty details.

2 Die in China After Cell Phone Falls into Shit Hole(Image Courtesy: South China Morning Post)

3 Responses to "What a Shitty Way to Die!"

  1. boopalanj   June 10, 2014 at 8:14 am



    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Chimerism, interesting case.

    Despite all that we know the human body is still a vast mystery.

  2. rmadasu   June 10, 2014 at 11:40 am

    This is a really unfortunate death. Something that the relatives can’t even brag about. I mean dying while fighting for the country is one of those things the relatives can be proud about, but this is just a case of extreme bad luck and of course stupidity.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: Something that the relatives can’t even brag about.

    Why not?

    How many people in the world can say, My Husband/Brother/Son/Nephew/Cousin/Mother-in-Law/Aunt died in a shit-hole while retrieving a cell-phone.

    The rest of the world has to be content with their relatives dying of heart attack, diabetes, TB, kidney problems, stroke, cancer, AIDS or if they’re lucky a botched execution in Oklahoma! 😉

    • Naveen   June 10, 2014 at 1:45 pm

      It is amazing the kind of things Oklahoma is known for… Tornado, Hail, Botched Execution, Bombing…

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Not to forget Surya’s girlfriend Sameera Reddy in Varanam Aayiram dies in Oklahoma. 😉

      Of all the bad ass actresses in India, Sameera Reddy stands tall (literally and figuratively)!

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