So You Think Only Indians are Weird Bastards

Too Many New Jersey Residents Screwing Animals(Image Courtesy:

To all those who think only Indians are a bunch of weird bastards for screwing buffaloes, I have news for you.

True, Indians are a weird bunch of sick *%$)#$*#.

But there are other weird bastards in the world who are equally notorious!


People in my neighboring state New Jersey so love buggering their pet goats, cows, bulls, chicken, cats and dogs that the state of New Jersey is now drawing up legislation to outlaw screwing animals!

Folks, I’m NOT kidding!

On Thursday, New Jersey legislators voted in the Judiciary Committee 6-0 to ban sex between New Jersey residents and animals.

It seems New Jersey residents have even been “molesting” cows among other animals.

If the bill becomes law (an unlikely event given theΒ  ‘insatiable love’ New Jersey residents have for their animals), then bestiality would become a fourth degree offense, according to the New Jersey paper Star Ledger.

A 4th Degree offense carries a 18-month prison sentence and $10,000 fine.

Should the cow, chicken, goat or lamb die as a result of the NJ resident’s sexual assault, then the crime will be enhanced to a 3rd degree crime.

Moral of the story – Make sure you treat your animal lover kindly! πŸ˜‰

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One Response to "So You Think Only Indians are Weird Bastards"

  1. Naveen   June 12, 2014 at 10:57 pm

    It seems NJ residents were inspired by the SI article on Tamils and She-buffaloes. πŸ˜€ Responds:

    Starting with its worthless Governor Chris ‘Bridgegate’ Christie, there’s a lot wrong with New Jersey.

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