Ek Do Teen – Understanding India

So you want to make sense of the impossible to understand India?

Here watch this classic Bollywood song Ek Do Teen (sung by Alka Yagnik).

In the 1980s, Ek Do Teen had every Indian on his/her/Its feet.

No, I haven’t seen Tezaab.

Sorry, Sweetie! Even in the 80s, I had class!

Here, drool on Madhuri Dixit, her 34B (??) tits, 30 bottom (boring nah?) and all! 😉

Madhuri, now a 47-year-old budiya, is desperaaaately trying a comeback in Bollywood.

Will she succeed?

Not a chance in hell.

Come back to Denver, Sweetie!

Here, watch the Anil Kapoor ‘version’ of the Ek Do Teen song:

2 Responses to "Ek Do Teen – Understanding India"

  1. sam   August 4, 2014 at 4:47 am


    Watched Kick last week, was very boringggg……….!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: Watched Kick last week, was very boringggg

    Get a medical checkup soon because you’re in a tiny minority.

  2. guruji   August 4, 2014 at 5:34 am

    Did you watch (YouTube has it) Samantha strutting around with Surya, in the Tamil “Ek Do Teen” from the yet to be released “Anjaan”?

    How does it compare 🙂 ?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. Mon dieu, the horror.

    The horror.

    I just watched the Tamil Ek Do Teen number you mentioned above.

    Infernal picturization of two graceless monkeys lifting their hands and legs and deluding themselves they’re dancing.

    The Indian censor Board should insist on a statutory warning – Watching the Ek Do Teen Char Surya-Samantha video can be seriously damaging to your sanity.

    Here’s the link for masochists and those with strong stomachs – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr96MMOCfDo

    2. Bad as the 1988 Bollywood Madhuri Dixit/Anil Kapoor version was, it was a gazillion times better than Surya-Samntha’s simian repetition. 🙁

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