So you want to make sense of the impossible to understand India?
Here watch this classic Bollywood song Ek Do Teen (sung by Alka Yagnik).
In the 1980s, Ek Do Teen had every Indian on his/her/Its feet.
No, I haven’t seen Tezaab.
Sorry, Sweetie! Even in the 80s, I had class!
Here, drool on Madhuri Dixit, her 34B (??) tits, 30 bottom (boring nah?) and all! 😉
Madhuri, now a 47-year-old budiya, is desperaaaately trying a comeback in Bollywood.
Will she succeed?
Not a chance in hell.
Come back to Denver, Sweetie!
Here, watch the Anil Kapoor ‘version’ of the Ek Do Teen song: