Incredible India, Incredible Chutiya – Modi

Why is there malnutrition in Gujarat? Sane people like SI and some of my readers would assume that malnutrition and starvation in India is mostly a function of poverty. But not according to the Hindu communal Chutiya and Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi. This is what Modi had to say about malnutrition in Gujarat in […]

Headhunters Review – Be Wary of the GPS

Director: Morten Tyldum. Screenplay: Lars Gudmestad and Ulf Ryberg Writer: Jo Nesbøl (the novel Hodejegerne a.k.a. Headhunters) Cast: Aksel Hennie, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Synnøve Macody Lund, Eivind Sander, Julie R. Ølgaard Budget: 30.3 million Krone ($5.2 million) If you don’t gamble, you don’t win. – Roger Brown in Headhunters Movie buffs (the real ones, not the […]

A Separation – Gorgeous Divorce Drama

(For SI blog reader unknownvirus who first recommended this gem and accurately predicted it’d win the Oscar) Salaam Aleikum, I have a religious question. I am working in a house. There’s an old man I’m supposed to care for. I wanted to ask, pardon me, but he has wet his pants. I wanted to know […]

Premium Rush – A Brakeless Entertainer

Brakes are death. I hate brakes. – Bicycle messenger Wilee to his girlfriend Vanessa in Premium Rush Wow, who’d have thought a movie involving car bicycle chases would be this entertaining. Man, this is one scorcher of a film. Sometimes in movies even if the story is wafer-thin or almost non-existent the fun is still […]

No, I Haven’t Been Here; I Swear!

Bet you schmucks will believe anything! If someone were to tell you that the Sun revolves around the Earth, I won’t be surprised if you most of you putzheads say ‘Amen.’ 😉 Oh well, much as I love candy, liquor is quicker. Hey, it’s Friday! If you chutiyas happen to be on 8th Ave in […]