India is Not Your Mortal Enemy, Obama Tells Pak

A short while ago our President Obama made clear what many Indians have been saying and demonstrating in action for decades even in the face of grave provocation in Kashmir, Mumbai, Delhi  and elsewhere – the biggest threat to Pakistan comes not from India but from within its borders. Here you have it in Obama’s […]

U.S. Exports Swine Flu to India

Media reports from India indicate that a NRI (non-resident Indian) from Texas may have brought swine flu to the South Indian city of Hyderabad. The patient, who landed in Hyderabad two days back, has been quarantined at the Government Chest Hospital in Yerragada. Scared witless by the incident, Indian authorities have now enhanced screening

Who Were the Real Panch Pandavas?

Bet all ye schmucks in the boondocks think Panch Pandavas refers only to Yudhishtira, Arjuna, Bheema, Nakula and Sahadeva. Ha ha ha. Shows how little y’all know because there’s little evidence that any of these ‘wife-sharers‘ existed. Here are the real Panch Pandavas of India: * P.N.Haksar * T.N.Kaul * D.P. Dhar * P.N.Dhar * […]

Death Watch – Vikram Pandit

Good times are a coming, folks. Yes, good times are on the horizon. Media reports increasingly suggest that the days of Desi Butcher a.k.a. Vikram Pandit, the CEO of Citigroup, are numbered. Here are some of the headlines for the greedy Desi Butcher, who massacred tens of thousands of jobs at Citigroup while drawing an […]

For Cheap PCs, It’s Hard to Beat the U.S.

PCs are getting cheaper and cheaper and cheaper in the U.S. After our Acer desktop PC gave up the ghost recently (we think the culprit was the video card) and after a few half-hearted attempts at fixing it, we did what most people do in this country when something breaks down – we trooped over […]

Suffering from Depression or Anxiety? No? Are You Sure?

We don’t know about your country but in ours anxiety and depression run rampant (we’ve heard rumors that even pets like cats, dogs and guinea-pigs suffer from depression here). An estimated 40 million suffer from anxiety and 21 million from depression in the U.S. Here are some signs of anxiety and depression – feelings of […]