Death Watch – Vikram Pandit

Good times are a coming, folks.

Yes, good times are on the horizon.

Media reports increasingly suggest that the days of Desi Butcher a.k.a. Vikram Pandit, the CEO of Citigroup, are numbered.

Here are some of the headlines for the greedy Desi Butcher, who massacred tens of thousands of jobs at Citigroup while drawing an obscenely hefty pay package:

* Days could be numbered for Bank of America, Citi CEOs – Economic Times
* Fresh questions on Pandit future – Financial Times
* CEO Stressed Out – NY Post
* US govt may oust Citi chief – Rediff
* FDIC officials discussed Pandit’s future – Reuters

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2 Responses to "Death Watch – Vikram Pandit"

  1. Raju   April 29, 2009 at 9:57 am

    Are Egyptians slaughtering even Greedy Desi Pigs?;_ylt=AjZ6_UTVpKRw__DMoJBzWslvaA8F Responds:

    Maybe, Muslim bureaucrats in Egypt are using Swine Flu as a pretext to slaughter the pigs.

    After all, Muslim ‘love’ for pork is well documented.

    We like the Christians…when it comes to eating, they only think of their stomach and don’t worry about any ‘holy cows.’ 😉

    Anything that walks, crawls, swims, flies, above ground, below ground, under water et al is fair ‘game’ for the Christians.

  2. sumeshy   May 5, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    I think CITI is a group of morons. read this one – Responds:

    There’s a story in the local paper here that Citigroup has 427 subsidiaries in known tax havens.
    Source: U.S. Government Accountability Office. See p.29/63 of this PDF document

    If it were India, they’d call Citigroup a chu*ya company.

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