(For SI blog reader Gandhiji and his many aliases) Pygmy Khan’s last two movies were either garbage (3 Idiots) or garbage+stolen (Ghajini). But the box office gods seldom give a flying f*ck to such mundane elements as garbage or theft. They work on a different plane. Schmucks, just look at the U.S. box office numbers […]
Say what you will about the garbage a.k.a. 3 Idiots but Aamir Khan has made chutney out of the airport buffoon Shahrukh Khan, CC2C bozo Akshay Kumar, the faux Akbar Hrithik Roshan and that flop-Khan Salman. Akshay, SRK, Hrithik and Salman must be shivering cowering in their pajamas, gasping for breath as the size-6 boots […]
Hey, no one ever accused our desis of overpopulating the Mensa cadre. So, is it a big surprise that the desi schmucks in the U.S., many of whom wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between class and crass if their lives depended on it, decided that Christmas is the season to feast, alas, not […]
Aghast over reports from SI readers that Bollywood trash like 3 Idiots had grossed $2.1 million in the U.S over the 5-day Christmas weekend yours truly rushed over to the nearest liquor store to seek solace in Bacchus. We were set on buying the Chteau Graves de Liron 2007 ($8.99), recommended by the Wall Street […]
Amitabh Bachchan’s Paa continues to struggle at the box office. In its second weekend at the U.K. box office, Paa’s gross fell 56% from an already low base. Here, see how badly Paa has fared in the second weekend at the U.K. box office compared to a few other prominent Bollywood films: Related Stories: Box […]
When a Bollywod movie grosses less than a Harman Baweja film in the opening weekend at the box office, there are only two words in the English language to describe its miserable fate: EPIC DISASTER. Yes, folks. Ranbir Kapoor’s Rocket Singh: Salesman of the Year has fared miserably at the U.S. box office. So bad […]