Good Riddance to Bad Rub-Bush

* You failed to stem the tide of good American jobs being outsourced to the Indian coolies * You failed to protect us on 9/11 * You failed to capture Osama Bin Laden * You failed to understand how badly the Guantanamo prison and the rendition policy of transporting abductees to third countries for torture […]

Incredible India

We are starting a regular segment called Incredible India that’ll highlight incredible stories and facts that can only be Made in India. Here’s a selection of some of the incredible stories and facts to come out of Incredible India: * Two minor Indian girls were married to frogs in a remote village of Villupuram District in […]

Chandni Chowk Review – Slit Your Wrists, Akshay

Chandni Chowk Collapses – Down 80% Confirmed – Chandni Chowk a Mega Box Office Disaster Akshay Kumar, Akki or by whatever asinine appellation you are known, please slit your wrists (and do let the blade sink deep).That’s the only way to ensure you don’t inflict such hideous perversity on hapless viewers ever again. Folks, no matter what […]

Video Startup ViVu Raises $1m in First Round

Silicon Valley startup ViVu Inc. (with a development center in Bangalore) has raised around $1 million in its first round of funding. The round was led by Draper Fisher Jurvetson and Amidzad Partners, with participation from Quest Ventures and other angel investors, including serial entrepreneurs Bill Carrico and Amarjit Gil. Founded by startup veterans from […]

While Not Encountering, What is Indian Police Doing?

What are Indian policemen doing when they are not busy encountering (i.e engaging in cold-blooded murder of people)? Easy answer – When Indian policemen are not encountering, they are very busy extorting bribes. A new report by Trace International based on a 16-month study of collecting and analyzing reports of bribery demands in India has found that policemen […]

A.R.Rahman Wins Golden Globe; Hooray

Noted Indian music director A.R.Rahman has won the Original Score Golden Globe award for Slumdog Millionaire. Rahman is the first Indian to win the Golden Globe.  In his acceptance speech, Rahman, a legend in his country, thanked the billion people of India. What a shame the idiot presenter at Golden Globes couldn’t even pronounce Rahman’s name […]