Tiger? Ha ha ha In less than 36-hours, Salman ‘Murderer‘ Khan’s Ek Tha Tiger will debut on movie screens worldwide. Unless there’s a meteor strike on Planet Earth, Ek Tha Tiger will rewrite the box office books in India. It doesn’t matter one whit whether the movie is a work of art or a numbing […]
(For Dr.Logu) Tamil cinema’s ace thief Vikram Kennedy is a desperate man. The schlockmeister of Kollywood has not had a decent hit in a million years. His recent movies like Bheema, Rajapattai and Deiva Thirumagal were either plain awful or outright theft. The audience is giving him the cold shoulder. He’s seething with rage seeing […]
On the few occasions I’ve watched Fareed Zakaria’s show on CNN, I’ve hated the bozo. His weekly shows on CNN are awful, even for those like yours truly who love to watch an Indian face on TV in America. Unlike my favorite yesteryear ABC journalist and TV host Sam Donaldson, Fareed Zakaria behaves like a […]
(For Zarboan) Five decades from now when SI is long under the ground and all you schmucks have turned into senile dotards donning adult diapers and living in seniors’ centers, the Spanish film The Motorcycle Diaries will continue to delight moviegoers. For dos reasons, sweeties. Che Mystique – Burns Bright First, the flame of the […]
India has very little to be proud of. No gold medals in the Olympics. No good movies. No good leaders. No good people. But one thing India has lots of – Rabid Dogs! Oh, I mean of the quadruped kind (we’ll deal with the biped rabid curs on another occasion). 😉 My favorite newspaper, the […]
At a loose end Saturday, I headed to RedBox to check out the crappy Hollywood DVDs in the kiosk. After endless scrolling, made worse by an impatient White trash family falling all over me, and just when I was about to call it quits, I hit upon 50/50. I vaguely remembered reading good things about […]