Action Jackson BO – Chimps Kiss the Dust

Much as I’m convinced that god does not exist, there’s occasional proof that he does. Folks, Action Jackson is a mighty disaster at the U.S. box office. Nothing pleases me more than to see chimps like Ajay Devgn and Prabhu Deva kissing the dust when they put out so trashy a film as Action Jackson. […]

Action Jackson Review – Infernal Garbage

Action Jackson Review – Infernal Garbage

When a girl’s luck changes drastically for the better each time she espies the dick of a young man exiting the loo/dressing room, you know Bollywood is plumbing Satanic lows. Eternally burdened by ill-luck (at office, movie halls, restaurants etc), life is at a low ebb for Khushi (Sonakshi Sinha). Dame luck will smile on […]

Singham Returns BO – Fails to Roar in U.S.

After reading with great anguish those endless reports of how [the pathetic piece of shit] Singham Returns has set the Indian box office on fire, I was quite relieved that the junk has not done all that well in the U.S. Some consolation, sweetie! It’d be a travesty of art if garbage like Singham Returns were […]

Singham Returns – Garbage Only Indians Will Love

Garbage Returns! Now, that would be the most apt title for this latest Bollywood atrocity to hit U.S. screens. Singham Returns is the second film in the Singham franchise. And if you ask me, the new one is as loathsome as its predecessor. Garbage Returns No amount of opprobrium can be too much for a […]

Himmatwala BO – Miserable

Ha ha ha ha! 😉 Sajid Khan’s pathetic piece of shit Himmatwala (Ajay Devgan, Tamannah Bhatia) has fared badly at the U.S. box office. Despite the advantage of a holiday on Good Friday, Himmatwala could manage a total gross of  mere $197,770. The average per screen gross was just $1,998. Related Posts: Himmatwala – Soul […]

Himmatwala – Soul Searing Nightmare

By Naveen Sajid Khan’s HIMMATWALA (2013) is touted as the official remake of the eponymous 1983 super hit movie starring Jumping Jack Jeetendra and her thighness Sridevi. Unless you are a newbie to Bollywood, you know that Super Hit and Super Shit are highly synonymous in that industry and most sane humans say the 1983 […]

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