Badrinath – Endless Abyss of Nonsense

Quiz: How many bad guys can Badri (Allu Arjun) single-handedly kill or maim at the Bellary Railway Station with just a sword and without suffering so much as a scratch in the new Telugu film Badrinath? a) 0 b) 2 c) 4 d) Several Dozen If you answered from a-c, you’d be grossly wrong but […]

Vedam Review – Second Half Salvages Film

Thank God for the second half when the tempo picks up considerably from a sedate first half. Otherwise, Vedam would have been yet another crappy, boring Telugu film unwatchable by humans. Eschewing the familiar and insane claptrap of asinine youthful romances, Vedam trots down a different path with its five different stories. Of course, the […]

Movie Critics Pee on Allu Arjun’s Varudu

Telugu film actor star Allu Arjun woke up this morning to find pee flowing all over his face. No comprende? You see, Allu Arjun’s latest crap-show Varudu is at the receiving end of critics’ ire. Here’s what a sample of Indian movie critics had to say on Varudu (sure, some of them do note some […]

Varudu Review – Mind-blowing Garbage

The sheer effrontery of the buffoons. To put out trash like Varudu and then to dare call it a movie is but a sign of the metastasizing malignancy eating away at the innards of Telugu movies. What were the clowns thinking, if these Tollywood simians are even capable of such hard tasks. Stupid Shit In […]