Housefull 2 Review – Entertaining Piffle

Given Akshay Kumar’s unceasing penchant for starring in films that require you to leave your brains at home, we walked into Housefull 2 with high apprehensions and low expectations. Boy, were we surprised. ‘Tis true, Housefull 2 is total bakwas (nonsense) but thankfully of the amusing kind. Directed by Sajid Khan based on a ‘story’ […]

Desi Boyz Review – Monstrous Mutation of Full Monty

By God, it’s high time we had a law prohibiting Indians from making movies. We just returned from the opening show of Desi Boyz at a theater on the East Coast and, ah, ah, ah, we’re still reeling in painful shock. Folks, Desi Boyz (Akshay Kumar, John Abraham, Deepika Padukone, Chitrangda Singh) is nothing short […]

Force Gets Poor Reviews

Force, the Bollywood remake of Tamil film Kaakha Kaakha, has received poor reviews from a gaggle of critics. Are we surprised? Of course, not. Because, Force’s hero John Abraham can’t act. And its heroine Genelia D’Souza can’t even spell the word acting. Here’s what a bunch of reviewers had to say on Force: Rediff: For […]

Suriya+Jyothika=Not Bad;John Abraham+Genelia=Bad

Watch Suriya and Jyothika in the Uyirin Uyire song from the Tamil film Kaakha Kaakha (2003). Sure, the song/picturization is no masterpiece but there’s some life in the song and the scene. Now, watch the two Bollywood stars John Abraham and Genelia make monkeys of themselves (below) in the ‘same’ song Khwabon Khwabon in Force […]

Critics Say John Abraham’s Aashayein is Trash

We’ve often wondered if John Abraham’s purpose in life is to just make an ass of himself on screen or to be seen in the company of that weird acting what’s-her-name Basu. John’s new film Aashayein (directed by Nagesh Kukunoor) has drawn the ire of critics and is unlikely to do much for his career. […]