Telugu Loudmouth Gang Raped, Brutally

Indian movie critics have torn apart Telugu loudmouth Ram Gopal Varma’s latest film Department. Hello, is any one surprised? RGV has been making trash for so long that he’s now achieved the hitherto thought impossible – he makes tawdry Tollywood look respectful in contrast! Here take a look at the odium heaped on Department: Upper […]

Nenu Naa Rakshasi Review – God Hates Telugus

Tis’ true that God hates all Indians. But God has reserved his most potent fury and venom for the Telugu peoples by depriving them of the gene that appreciates or discerns those beautiful things known as art, class and culture. If class came and slapped Telugus hard on the face, those crass jackasses wouldn’t recognize […]

Dum Maaro Dum Review – Third Rate Trash

With our hearts in our mouth, we gingerly stepped into a theater on the East Coast to watch the first show of Dum Maro Dum. Given Abhishek Bachchan’s pitiful record at delivering entertainers, our caution and hesitation was understandable. Except for us, the 106-seat theater for the opening show of Dum Maaro Dum (directed by […]