Raavan Review – Beastly Nonsense

Raavan Box Office: Disaster, Act of God, Pathetic Raavanan Review – Tamil Shit Better than Hindi Shit Somebody, please, please euthanize that moron Abhishek Bachchan tout de suite. And while we’re are at it, let’s pull the life-support plug on the other nincompoops too, i.e. Ash, Vikram and Mani Ratnam. For it’s this wicked quartet […]

Raavan is Horrible, Say Movie Critics

Raavan Box Office: Disaster, Act of God, Pathetic The Bollywood monkeys are out of the cage, again. And their antics in the new Hindi film Raavan are evoking nothing but scorn, withering scorn, from some critics. King-sized disappointment, waste, uninspiring, mediocre and silly are only some of the epithets Indian movie critics are hurling at […]

Gemini – Mandae Veddikidhu, O Podu

As we were idly rummaging through our DVD collection, what should we find? An old Vikram film, Gemini. Featuring Vikram and Kiran Rathod, Gemini has been hailed in some circles as a good movie for its time. Folks, that’s a Goebbelsian lie. Gemini is not a movie that can be labelled ‘good’ in any era. […]

Kanthaswamy Review – Total Garbage

Machchi, kuppae da, kuppaeswamy padam idhu (hey buddy, this movie is trash). A wretched melange of an asinine story, shoddy acting and mediocre music, Kanthaswamy is a mind-numbing piece of trash that left us shell-shocked and reeling in horror at the infernal nonsense unfolding on the screen. Folks, at three hours this garbage is exactly […]

Bheema – Avoid Like the Plague

If you thought Ajith’s Billa was bad, you ain’t seen real bad until you’ve seen Vikram’s Bheema. Bheema achieves the odious distinction of having nothing going for it. Not the story. Not the acting. Not the music. Not the dances. And definitely not the action scenes. Dooming this worthless piece of garbage from the get-go, […]