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Oct 302014
 

I’m proud to be gay, and I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me.
– Apple CEO Tim Cook

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(Image courtesy: Business Insider)

Being rich and famous brings one undeniable advantage.

You can not only get away with drooling out the most nonsensical statements but fawning putzheads will applaud seeing courage and wisdom in your drivel.

Take Apple CEO Tim Cook for instance.

The man is all over the news today because he’s just proclaimed that being a cocksucker is God’s greatest gift.

Now there’s absolutely nothing wrong or immoral in being a cocksucker or delight in getting fucked in the fanny (I happen to believe homosexuality is more a genetic, pre-determined affair than a matter of individual choice).

Your anterior and posterior orifices, body appendages and openings are yours to do with what thrills you the most.

But the twaddle that cock-sucking is God’s greatest blessing can come only from a dickhead.

God has absolutely nothing to do with your passion to blow your partner, rim him, take his schlong up your backside or shove yours up his Hershey-hole. Merely your raging hormones at play.

It’s bad enough that billions of Earthlings continue to cling to the ridiculous fiction of God’s existence in the face of rampant injustice.

But for a public figure like Tim Cook to add cocksucking and assfucking to the asinine catalog of God’s “greatest” blessings is insane.

Why rely on the crutch of a non-existent God to defend your different sexual orientation. Beats me.

What next?

Nuclear weapons are God’s greatest gift to humans?

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Oct 242014
 



It’s not what you did, son. It’s who you did it to.
– Russian mob chief Viggo Tarasov to son Joseph in John Wick.

What’s common to Bollywood and Hollywood garbage?

Ha ha ha, elementary my dear kiddo.

Both have a strong Indian connection.

While the details of Indian connections to Bollywood garbage are no secret, few know of the Indian links to Hollywood junk.

Hollywood’s latest piece of garbage John Wick is co-produced by Raj Singh, a Silicon Valley millionaire of Indian origin who’s lately been pouring money into several English films.

I don’t know about you but it warms the cockles of my heart to learn that be it Hollywood, Bollywood or Kollywood the desi connection to junk is ever close at hand. ;)

John Wick is directed by Chad Stahelski and David Leitch, and ‘written’ by Derek Kolstad.

Delightful Garbage

Unalloyed garbage though it is largely on account of its simplistic plot, John Wick has a certain endearing appeal to it.

The charm of this piece of shit owes to an amalgam of four things – Lead star Keanu Reeves cast as our eponymous hero John Wick, Swedish actor Mikael Nyquist who plays the Russian mobster Viggo, pleasing photography and a hard-hitting revenge drama that has the blood and action going non-stop.

For me, the adrenalin rush started when the Russian mobster’s son Joseph (Alfie Allen) lusts for John Wick’s sleek and powerful 1969 Mustang at the gas station.

A stupid fuck who lacks the focus, commitment and will of his father Viggo or John, the young punk Joseph refuses to take no for an answer. Continue reading »

Oct 172014
 

Of the countless movie opening scenes I’ve watched (nay endured), nothing comes remotely near the thrill of Dom Hemingway.

The audacity of the lines, the expressions on Jude Law’s face and the volcanic eruption at the end, oh, believe me, it’s a timeless, peerless moment.

Yeah, the ‘unluckiest son of a bitch in the world’ grabs you by the cojones and just won’t let go. ;)

Opening’ Treat

Is my cock exquisite?
Oh, cos I think it’s
fucking exquisite.
I think it’s a fucking work of art.
Like a Renoir.
Or a Picasso.
The painting of my cock
should hang at the Louvre.
They should study my
cock in art classes,
spend whole courses
studying the splendid contours of
its exquisiteness, don’t you think?
They should also study
my cock in science class
cos it defies nature.
My cock is hard.
It’s metal, it’s steel,
it’s titanium.
It does not break.
It does not weaken.
My cock can stand all day
like a good soldier trying
to impress his superiors.
If my cock could win
a medal, it would.
If they could name a school
after it, it should.
If it could save small Somali
children from starving,
it would and should, and it’ll have
a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it,
the first such prize
ever given to a cock.
My Nobel Prize-winning
cock’s like a cheetah,
all sleek and dangerous and deadly.
Sonnets should be written about
how dangerous my cheetah cock is.
Poems, plays.
Wars should be won over it,
kingdoms fallen because of it.
My cock is lightning. It is fire.
It is a volcano brewing with
the sacred semen, lava,
Sugar and spice and all things nice.
Sorry for the lack of warning, dearie.
Things happen.
Sometimes you expect ‘em,
sometimes you don’t.

I stumbled upon Dom Hemingway (written and directed by Richard Shepard) while stalking Netflix’ new film aisles on a sleepless night recently.

Lucky me!

Dark Treat

Dom Hemingway falls under what those in the business refer to as the dark comedy genre. Continue reading »

Oct 172014
 
Which Apple Blog Should You Read?

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Oct 152014
 
Anonabox - Tor for Dummies a Huge Hit on Kickstarter

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Oct 152014
 
Venkata Venna - A Step Closer to Millions?

Now that Telugu bidda Raghunandan Yandamuri has been convicted and given the death penalty, baby Saanvi Venna’s father Venkata Venna has a better chance of winning his civil lawsuit against property management firms, a security company and Raghunandan Yandamuri over the murders of his daughter and mother. Venkata Venna filed the civil complaint on November 7, [...]