Luck – Box Office Gods Piss on Luck

Folks, God exists. And he’s proved it by pissing copiously on the recent Hindi movie Luck at the U.S. box office. A pathetic piece of shit, Luck has fared miserably at the U.S. box office. For the opening weekend (July 24-26, 2009), Luck came in at No-33 and did a shameful $112,309, one of the […]

Rangoli Virginia Review – Food So Bad Even Hunger Loathes It

As we were dining at Rangoli in Chantilly (Northern Virginia) the other day, we were eerily reminded of what our favorite essayist Macaulay wrote in his piece on the Prussian king Frederic the Great. The food at Frederic’s eccentric father Frederic William’s place, Macaulay wrote, was so bad that even hunger loathed it. Odds are […]

Incredible India 30 – Striptease Acts, Indian Ishtyle

My, my, how time flies. See, it’s already 18-days since the last update of Incredible India. Time for a new edition of Incredible India, folks. Bet all ye schmucks in boondocks-land think that stripteases are only in Hollywood movies or enacted out by all those immoral White bitches and Black sluts for the horny bastards […]

Walmart Offers $298 Laptop; And it’s Not Black Friday

Our mail-carrier just dropped off the mail a short while ago. And guess what we found – a Walmart flier for a $298 Compaq Presario CQ60-419WM laptop. That’s for a 6-cell battery 15.6-inch laptop with 3GB RAM, 160GB HD, DVD/CD writer and Windows Vista Home Basic. Not a bad deal, folks. The $298 laptop sale […]