Word of the Day – Anorchous

Bet ya a million $, bet ya a billion $ you didn’t know this word. Bet ya a gazillion $ that we are not sloshed from all the $5.49 Chardonay (on sale, of course) we’ve been quaffing for the last few hours. Now, now, come on. No fibbing here. OK, so you say you know […]

For the Desi Dunces Dreaming of Spelling Bee Crown

It’s the desi elders who dream of the Spelling Bee wreath. As they cajole their young daughters, sons or in-betweens with lusty exhortations to glory, these desis from Mayavaram and Mathura, Ranchi and Rewa, Gulbarga and Gorakhpur, Nagpur and Noida refuse to abandon the fantasy of the Spelling Bee wreath aloft the heads of their […]

Rep. Alan Grayson: Attaboy. Our Kinda Congressman

Rep. Alan Grayson, we love ya. Count on SearchIndia.com to cut you a check during your next election. We promise. Last night, this Democratic Congressman from Central Florida (mostly the Orlando area) hit the nail right on the head when he said: If you get sick in America, this is what the Republicans want you […]

Indian P*ssies Booted Out of ICC Champions

Now, don’t tell us you are surprised? Because we are not. These are good-for-nothing boobies who are guaranteed to bring home nothing but the booby prize. So what if they won the match against the West Indies. It doesn’t matter because the clowns are heading back to that gigantic slum.

Cool, Borders to Offer Free WiFi

Here’s some good news for cheapo desis in the U.S. looking for free WiFi Internet access while on the move. By mid-October, the 500 odd Borders book stores around the U.S. will provide free WiFi. Cool, so we can take our new Asus netbook 1005HA-PU1X to Borders and blog from there. Verizon is providing the […]

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