Salman Khan’s latest crap show Wanted has collapsed at the U.S. box office. Wanted grossed a shamefully low $57,133 in its second weekend at the U.S. box office. The piece of junk came in at No-51 and had an average gross of $805. Can it get any worse, folks? As of September 27, 2009, Wanted […]
An old acquaintance passed away in his sleep last night. Who knows what fate holds in store for us. In the certainty that our meeting with the Grime Reaper could occur at any moment, we’ve decided to watch as many of the classics as possible. Hollywood classics, of course. Folks, a Bollywood classic is a […]
First, the critics raped What’s Your Rashee. Now, the audience has mercilessly buggered What’s Your Rashee (featuring Bollywood freak-shows Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja). Folks, What’s Your Rashee is a Himalayan disaster at the U.S. box office. A bigger disaster than even Drona. A greater calamity than Thoda Pyaar, Thoda Magic. For the September 25-27, […]
App Store, Apple’s digital media application warehouse for its iPhone and iPod devices, continues to soar. Apple is tooting its horn that downloads from its App Store now exceeds 2 billion. The number of applications in the App Store has increased to 85,000. App Store applications are in 20 categories including games, business, news, sports, […]
Yeah, yeah, we know talking any sense into you schmucks is not a task for the faint hearted. After all, y’all are the dolts that get their highs and kicks from watching sick movies. You know, the kind where a wrist-watch chants Om Mangalam from inside a stunt fighter’s stomach, a so-called ‘world hero’ performing […]
Someone, go get Rani ‘Dil Bole Hadipaa‘ Mukerji. Maybe, we need someone with a pu**y in our cricket team. Perhaps, a ‘she‘ can accomplish what the current bunch of pussies in the Indian cricket team can’t. What a disgrace.