OK, we’ve met all four of them now. Yes, the fake currency printer, business tycoon, cook and firefighter. Just got past the Rum Bum Bum rock-n-roll song. No limit to the incongruities (whatever does this word mean) in Tamil movies. Funny to see the rock-n-roll dance on a busy commercial street in Tamil Nadu. By […]
The newest Priyanka Chopra-Harman Baweja film What’s Your Rashee is drawing withering scorn from Bollywood critics. Are you surprised? We’re not. After all, these two are the worst actors on the planet. Remember that monumental fiasco Love Story 2050? Bollywood critics have not hesitated to rip What’s Your Rashee apart (sure the reviewers have found […]
Must be our bad Karma. The first Telugu movie (that too in the evening of our life) and what a ghastly nightmare it turned out to be! Just imagine how much more damage Ganesh would have inflicted on our senses if we’d understood the language. There must be a God somewhere smiling upon us. Kid […]
Folks, there’s no need for all those effusive thank-yous. Oh well, if you insist. You are welcome, ma’am. It was a pleasure, sir. Yes, we know that over the last couple of years we’ve overwhelmingly exceeded your highest expectations with our Hindi, Tamil, English, Kannada and Foreign Language movie reviews. But today is not the […]
Bollywood fans in UK too have made chutney of Salman Khan’s latest piece of junk Wanted. Folks, the Wanted crapshow is a bloody disaster in the UK too, just like in the U.S. Not just an ordinary disaster, this one. A mega disaster of Salmanesque proportions. In one of those Ripley’s Believe It or Not […]
By God, where did this weirdo spring from? Who? Who? Oh, we’re talking of this desi nut case we encountered (hey, we mean American encounter, not the Indian style dishoom-dishoom encounter) the other day. Fella said his name was Sunny Chugh and claimed to be the owner of Palace of Jaipur Indian restaurant on Hamilton […]