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Ah, finally getting around to our coochie-pie Audrey Hepburn.
Besides our inamorata, Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961) features George Peppard.
Blake Edwards directed the film based on Truman Capote’s eponymous novella.
Update
Just finished watching this rather tedious movie. Continue reading »
So you quidnuncs want to know about our meal the other day at Mysore Woodlands, the “Pure Vegetarian South Indian Restaurant” in Parisppany, NJ.
As they say in Mysore of bad cooks, Baddi makkalu, adigae aen aenu baralla (these worthless fellows are clueless in the cooking department).
Crappy Then, Crappy Now
You can change the name of your Indian restaurant and even move the restaurant to a new location. But unless you perform a brain transplant on our hopelessly incompetent desi chefs here, nothing’s gonna change. You hear us, nothing.
A couple of years back we had the regrettable experience of dining at Udupi Village in Montclair, NJ. The food was absolutely crappy.
Fast forward two years later.
Udupi Village has now changed its name to Mysore Woodlands and shifted its location 11 miles west to Parsippany.
And guess what?
The food is still absolutely crappy.
Ghastly Experience
It was a hot New Jersey day recently and we were sitting in the Apna Bazar parking lot on Oak Tree Road wondering where to head out for a meal when we espied an ad for Mysore Woodlands restaurant.
So turning on our GPS off we headed to Parsippany (NJ) in hopes of a sumptuous South Indian vegetarian meal.
Alas, our meal was anything but pleasing.
Au contraire, our meal at Mysore Woodlands was a ghastly, disgusting affair.
A forgettable experience. Ugh.
From the cold, bland coconut Chutney to the flavorless Sambar to the impostor of a Mysore Masala Dosa to the inedible Beans Poriyal and all the way down to the sugarless Madras Payasam, Mysore Woodlands is a disgrace. The Abhishek Bachchan of Indian restaurants on the East Coast. Continue reading »
Sweet.
We always knew that this is how it would play out in the end – Intel on its knees in front of AMD’s open fly.
Uncork the Dom Perignon
Today Intel agreed to fork out a whopping $1.25 billion to AMD to settle all outstanding legal disputes between the two companies.
The settlement covers antitrust litigation and patent cross license disputes.
Intel also promised to behave itself in future by agreeing to abide by a set of business practice provisions.
In exchange for Intel’s moolah and capitulation, AMD will drop all pending litigation including the case in the U.S. District Court in Delaware and two cases pending in Japan. Continue reading »
Bollywood stars Shiney Ahuja and Om Puri are not the only Indians to take a dip in their maids’ swimming pool.
Au contraire, they are only some of the most high profile lusty Indian lotharios to have stuck their hockey sticks deep into their maid-servants’ goal posts.
Concupiscent Indian men of all ages seem to have an idee fixe with poking their maid-servants, both anterior and posterior.
Visit any Indian porn site, there are dozens and dozens of stories centering around our horny desi hombres screwing their maid-servants or fantasizing about going on a rampage with their maid-servants or boasting about sexploits with their maids.
The number of How-I-had-sex with my-maid-servant stories on the Indian porn sites is so large that they have separate categories devoted exclusively to maid-servants!
No kidding.
It’d be fair to say that Indian men are completely obsessed with banging their maids any which way they can.
Now if you go by the stories on the Indian porn sites, Indian men are of a catholic mind in their maid obsession.
When it comes to giving free rein to their priapic urges, the Indian libertines are very non-discriminating.
Indians and non-discriminating, seems like a contradiction in terms, na. Usually yes, but not in this instance.
You see, Indian mens’ choice of maid-servants run the gamut – young, the not-so-young, old, married, single, widows, dark-complexioned, fair, wheatish, ugly, pretty, childless, lactating et al. Continue reading »
Folks, the U.K. box office numbers for Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab are out.
And there’s not much santosh (cheer) here for the movie’s director Rajkumar Santoshi.
Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab has fared worse than some of the crappiest Bollywood films like Sarkar Raj, Dostana, Chandni Chowk to China et al.
But why are you surprised?
After all, a chorus of Indian critics had already slammed this movie as junk.
Here’s how Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab fared compared to a few prominent Bollywood movies at the U.K. box office:
The Salman Khan, Ajay Devgn crap-show London Dreams is on life support.
In its second week at the U.S. box office (November 6-8, 2009), London Dreams could manage only a measly $45,048 and came in at No-42.
Pitiful.
Here’s how London Dreams fared in its second week at the U.S. box office compared to a few prominent Bollywood films:
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