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Obama Launches Giant Stimulus Plan for Coffin Makers

 America  4 Responses »
Dec 012009
 
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Folks, we all know that Barack Obama in his election campaign raised a humongous amount of money from Wall St ($39.48 million if you include the finance, insurance and real estate sectors) and another $43.67 million from lawyers and lobbyists.

That explains why Obama is pussyfooting around ushering in serious reforms on Wall Street or reining in his lobbyist cronies.

Also no surprise that Obama’s bailing out the Wall Street honchos while ignoring regular folk on Main Street and brought in a worthless fellow as our Treasury Secretary.

You see, Obama is in bed with the special interests or just got out of the lobbyists’ bed.

You say, Queen Anne’s dead. OK, you could be right.

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But what confounds us is how much money Obama raised in his Presidential bid from coffin makers? Continue reading »

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 Posted by SearchIndia.com at 11:34 pm

Quote of the Day – A Hooker

 Quotes  1 Response »
Dec 012009
 
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What are you, a Dick Tracy or something. I’ve got to rest.

- A surprised, unnamed black hooker to Benjamin, after taking the old man’s virginity at the brothel in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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 Posted by SearchIndia.com at 10:11 pm

Trash King Akshay Kumar’s De Dana Dud at Box Office

 Bollywood, Box Office  7 Responses »
Dec 012009
 
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De Dana Dead at Box Office, Crashes 85%

Folks, what did we tell y’all?

We said De Dana Dan is ‘Beyond Pathetic Garbage.’

Yes, we did.

And now the U.S. box office numbers for Bollywood Trash King Akshay Kumar’s latest piece of shit support us.

The five-day Thanksgiving weekend numbers for De Dana Dud oops Dan are out and they are pathetic.

As in P A T H E T I C.

The five-day gross for De Dana Dan is less than the three-day gross for Love Aaj Kal, Kambhakkht Ishq, Race, Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, Jodhaa Akbar et al.

But who’s surprised?

After all, Akshay Kumar has not earned the epithet Trash King of Bollywood from us for nothing. Right, na?

Plus a whole gaggle of critics has basically labelled De Dana Dan as trash.

By the way, the five-day U.S. weekend numbers for De Dana Dan is just a wee bit higher than the three-day weekend numbers for Kaminey.

Now see for yourself in the below table De Dana Dan’s mediocre performance at the U.S. box office:

The U.K. opening weekend box office numbers for De Dana Dan aren’t impressive either.

In the U.K., De Dana Dan has come in worse than the Abhishek Bachchan-John Abraham junk Dostana. Now, Akki or Sucki or Monki or wateva Crappi you are referred to by your fawning Continue reading »

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