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For all that has been written, civil society must answer for the deaths of innocents by outfits that do not respect democracy at all.
- India’s Home Minister P. Chidambaram blaming civil rights activists after the second violent attack by Maoist Freedom Fighters in Dantewada.
Source: Times of India

Pushed to the wall by decades of deprivation and oppression, India’s subaltern classes are finally showing the cojones to fight back and this bozo Chidambaram is now playing the stupid blame game attacking civil rights activists in the only country where the word encounter has a sui generis meaning not found in any dictionary.

If anyone has blood on their hands, it’s not civil rights activists but dickhead netas like Chidambaram, who by the way is now hinting of using air power to crush the Maoist liberators.

What’s next on your oppression agenda, Chidambaram?

Planning to drop Agent Orange on your countrymen?

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It’s about 11:58PM on the East Coast and here we are with a cocktail of strawberry juice, orange juice and a liberal 4 ounces of Gilbey’s Gin and watching the Hollywood movie Suspect Zero on Netflix Instant Play.

We have a mild headache, likely because of the above concoction. :(

Directed by E. Elias Merhige, the movie features Aaron Eckhart, Ben ‘Gandhi’ Kingsley and Carrie-Anne Moss among others.

The movie is a thriller focusing on the hunt for a serial killer, who is killing other serial killers.

Sounds interesting, na?

We’ve watched 35 minutes of the 1 hour-39-minute film.

So far, the movie has been nothing extraordinary but not bad either. Seen two bodies and one kidnapping already.

Surely, there must be more in the next 65-minutes.

Matrix girl Carrie-Anne Moss, who plays an FBI agent in this film, is without doubt cute.

We’ll update this post after we finish the movie.

Update:
Not a bad movie. Certainly not.

As we said earlier, nothing remarkable about the movie either.

Krishna Bhanji a.k.a. Ben Kingsley, as usual, is impressive. One of the finest actors of our lifetime, the man seems to handle any role with aplomb.

As the FBI agent in pursuit of the serial killer, Aaron Eckhart was alright.

Carrie-Anne Moss had too small a role to make much of an impact.

But what bothered us was that in a movie about serial killers there were no terrifying moments or great thrills.

And we weren’t too convinced with the story-line either.

Mumbo jumbo, if you ask us. We’re not telling more just in case one of you plans on seeing the film.

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Yippee, another attack at Dantewada.

Great, just another 999,998 to go.

Detest It, Hate It, Loath It
* God, we hate the three-letter word Mao.

* God, we hate the brute Mao who killed millions with his senseless policies that led to great famines and the upheavals of the Cultural Revolution.

* God, we hate the Communist ideology associated with the Maoists.

* God, we hate Mao because the Chinese Yellow Monkeys stole vast territory from the Indian pussies in the 1962 war.

* God, we even hate the stupid-looking Mao suit.

Traction, More Traction Needed
And yet we desperately want the Indian Maoist rebels insurgents freedom fighters who are waging an all-out war against the Indian state to gain traction.

Caveat: Significant traction but not enough traction as to succeed in toppling the state.

After all, the history of Communist states like the erstwhile USSR or China have been more than anything a cosmic catastrophe for their citizens with the state devouring tens of millions of its own.

Who would dare argue that Stalin and his terrified minions were less cruel than the Tsar and his officials. Or that Mao and his acolytes  were better than Chiang Kai-Shek.

Why, Oh Why, Must Maoists Gain Traction?
Because the Indian state has been hijacked by vested interests to benefit the few to the detriment of the many.

To think we’re pouring countless millions on long-range missiles with boastful names like Agni and Prithvi but not enough on delivering basics like clean water and toilets both in rural and urban areas is utter callousness.

To think we’re expanding the number of IITs but not investing enough on primary education and vocational schools is nothing short of a travesty.

To think we’re still focusing our energies on software and biotechnology and ignoring low skill hardware assembly jobs is sheer madness.

There are plenty of other examples where the Indian state has willfully pursued policies that benefit only certain classes but leave out a large group to languish on the periphery and margins of existence.

So, the primary reason we want the Maoists to succeed is because these freedom fighters act as a powerful pressure group on the Indian state to pay at least some attention to the needs of the subaltern classes living in sub-human conditions both in remote hamlets in the hinterlands and urban hovels of our vast country.

Notwithstanding the babble of the chattering classes, it’s naivete to expect that those who benefit from the status quo will share even a wee bit of the spoils of the state with less fortunate beings unless compelled by the barrel of the gun, the sharp tip of the bayonet or the stealthily buried Improvised Explosive Devices (IED) to do so. Continue reading »

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As we slowly slide away into non-existence, we’re listening to music more than ever before.

Particularly old Hindi songs, reliving the good ol’ days in our fading memory.

Sure, we love Tamil songs but Hindi songs will always have pride of place in our hearts.

Here are a few Hindi songs we’ve purchased lately from iTunes:

* Hum Aur Tum – An eternal favorite of ours featuring Kaaka a.k.a. Rajesh Khanna and the beautiful Sharmila Tagore in the Yash Chopra directed film Daag (1973). There was never another better than Rajesh Khanna for romantic roles. God, Kaaka, why did you screw up your career?

* Loote Koi Man Ka Nagar – A classic song from Abhimaan (1973) featuring Amitabh Bachchan and Jaya Bhaduri. Say what you will, Jaya Bhaduri was a far superior actress compared to her buffoon of a husband Amitabh.

* Kya Khoob Lagti Ho – See Iyengar girl Hema Malini and the late Feroze Khan in Dharmatma (1975). Filmed in pre-Taliban Afghanistan, this song is for all time. In the prime of her youth, Hema looks gorgeous. here  Say, Hema had good knockers, naa? What a shame neither Hema’s daughter Esha Deol nor Feroze’s son Fardeen Khan inherited their respective parents’ talents. Well, such is life.

* Karvati Badalte Rahen – This song from Aap Ki Kasam will forever be linked to a relative who was infatuated with a neighbor V and insisted we convey his undying love for her, which, being sensible of course, we didn’t. Just as the song used to play on Vividh Bharati (does it still exist?), our relative would start bugging us. Rajesh Khanna, Mumtaz and Sanjeev Kumar feature in the film.

* Churake Dil Mera – The song from Main Khiladi Tu Anari is lovely but the picturization (on Akshay Kumar and Shilpa Shetty) is ugly enough to drive us to drink. Not that we need an excuse to take a swig. Akshay Kumar was a sick actor then…the clown is sick now.

* Pappu Can’t Dance – This one is of course from the recent movie Jaane To Ya Jaane Naa. Did we tell you we like that Christian man-chester gal Genelia D’Souza. Of course, it could be our gin speaking too at this ungodly hour. At 2:42AM ET, even man-chesters look pretty to our senses in our soused state. ;)

* Chura Liya Hai Tumne Jo Dil Ko – From one of the biggest blockbuster films of the 1970s – Yaadon Ki Baarat – featuring Zeenat Aman, Dharmendra, Tariq, Vijay Arora and that cow Neetu Singh.

* Yeh Kaali Kaali Aankhen – If you don’t know that this number is from the SRK-Kajol film Baazigar, you ought not to be reading this blog. No, the picturization is nothing to write home about. Nooo. Both SRK and Kaajol are graceless dancers. Kajol particularly dances like a shaitan. What a bunch of lazy pigs, not making the least effort to appear graceful in their steps.

* Tu Mere Saamne – Set against the background of snowy terrain, this one is from the SRK-Juhi Chawla film Darr.

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The man who said “I’d rather be lucky than good” saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck. It’s scary to think so much is out of one’s control. There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net, and for a split second, it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck, it goes forward, and you win. Or maybe it doesn’t, and you lose.
- Opening scene of the Hollywood movie Match Point (2005).

If you go by the rumors, Hrithik Roshan’s soon-to-be-released film Kites is no more than the Bollywood reprise of Hollywood director Woody Allen’s Match Point.

Given the sordid reality that a lot of Indian movie-makers are no more than thieving bastards, we drove down to our nearby Blockbuster store and rented Match Point the other day to see if there’s any truth to the gossip.

Match Point – Intoxicating Fare
Having watched Match Point, all we can say is Wow!

What a gorgeous movie.

Of course, until we see Kites we won’t know whether it’s merely a bastardized version of Match Point. Even if it is, can it remotely match Match Point?

Written and directed by Woody Allen and featuring Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Mortimer and Matthew Goode in key roles, Match Point swept us off.

The movie is an intoxicating thriller with its lethal combination of lust, adultery and murder.

Add to that potent combination the tension in viewers’ minds of will the perpetrator of the two murders be caught or will he get away and you have a highly engaging film.

Now for the Story
Since most of you schmucks are unlikely to watch Match Point, we’re going to spill the beans this time, spoilers and all in the following paragraphs.

So if you plan on watching Match Point, stop right here. Pray, do not cross this threshold beyond which all will be revealed. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Now, if you dolts are wondering why we’re uncharacteristically disclosing the story in so elaborate a fashion, there’s a reason fellas.

Since Indian film-makers routinely deny they steal stuff, we’d like you to watch Kites and let us know if you think it’s a copy of Match Point.

Young Irish lad Chris Wilton (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) has pulled himself up from lowly circumstances by the bootstraps through tennis. But having reached a fairly high level on the pro circuit, he gets weary of the endless travel and the grueling rigor of the matches. Continue reading »

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A short while ago, we got the following e-mail joke from our sick oops Sikh friend in the U.S.

Jeete raho puttar but if you value your life learn to spell Rajinikanth right. ;)

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You want to know who is Rajinikanth….here are the facts:

* Rajinikanth makes onions cry

* Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

* Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

* Rajinikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.

* Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

* Rajinikanth can drown a fish.

* When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off (SI favorite).

* When Rajinikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth. Continue reading »

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