A short while ago, we got the following e-mail joke from our sick oops Sikh friend in the U.S.
Jeete raho puttar but if you value your life learn to spell Rajinikanth right. 😉
You want to know who is Rajinikanth….here are the facts:
* Rajinikanth makes onions cry
* Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
* Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
* Rajinikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
* Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
* Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
* When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off (SI favorite).
* When Rajinikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth.
* Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajinikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
* The last digit of pi is Rajinikanth. He is the end of all things.
* Rajinikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. Bullets dodge Rajinikanth.
* A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajinikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
* Rajinikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.
* If you spell Rajinikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
* Rajinikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
* Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
* When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
* Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
* Rajinikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
* Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajinikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
* There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
* Rajinikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
* Rajinikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
* It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
* Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
* In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajinikanth.
* Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajinikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
* Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
* With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajinikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
* The square root of Rajinikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajinikanth, the result is death.
* When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.
Folks. now put your thinking caps on and see what you can add to Rajinikanth and the Facts of Life. We’ll add the good ones to the above list.
SI Blog Readers’ Contribution:
* Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch, He decides what time it is.
* Rajinikanth has counted to infinity – twice.
* Rajinikanth’s email id – firstname.lastname@example.org (really funny) 😉
* When Rajinikanth does a pushup, He isn’t lifting himself up but He’s pushing the earth down.
* RajiniKanth killed the Dead Sea.
* Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, Rajinikanth is always first.
* Rajinikanth doesn’t defecate. Nothing can scare the shit out of him.
* Rajinikanth doesn’t believe in the laws of physics. Hence, they do not exist.
* USA could not find any Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai!
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajinikanth has allowed to live.
* Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
* Rajinikanth never has bad memory because his brain has ROM not RAM.
* Rajinikanth was celebrating diwali, that’s how the big bang occurred.
* Rajinikanth spat on the sky, and the black holes were formed.
* New death sentence: Convict is to say “I challenge Rajinikanth” and he is let go.
* New nuclear plant will be close to Rajinikanth’s house. If it explodes,Rajinikanth will consume it.
* Rajinikanth bought a dozen nukes when he wanted to prepare mushroom soup.
* The pressure over Indian ocean went down. Rajinikanth must have taken a deep breath.
* ithula koodavaa plagiarism..
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