Nenu Naa Rakshasi Review – God Hates Telugus

Tis’ true that God hates all Indians. But God has reserved his most potent fury and venom for the Telugu peoples by depriving them of the gene that appreciates or discerns those beautiful things known as art, class and culture. If class came and slapped Telugus hard on the face, those crass jackasses wouldn’t recognize […]

Now We’d Like to See Sonia’s Citizenship Certificate

So much needless controversy for so many years. Finally, our President Barack Obama decided to put an end to all the nonsense over doubts about his birth in the United States and got his full birth certificate released. No, Obama was not born in Kenya. Yes, Obama was born in Hawaii, a state in the […]

Dum Maaro Dum BO – Damned Maaro Damned

In reel life, Abhishek Bachchan’s character Vishnu Kamat is killed in the new Hindi film Dum Maaro Dum. In real life, Abhishek Bachchan is forever getting kicked at the box office. And the trend seems to be continuing with Dum Maaro Dum’s ho-hum BO numbers. Helllloo, is anyone surprised? Not us. After all, this is […]

Quote of the Day – Mohandas Gandhi on Marriage

Marriage is not only not a necessity but positively a hindrance to public and humanitarian work. – Mohandas Gandhi, quoted in Great Soul by Joseph Lelyveld p.80 Alas, if only the Mahatma had come upon this great wisdom before his marriage he wouldn’t have put his family through so much stress. Greatness often extracts a […]

A World Without Thieves – Oozes Class

Last night, we were planning to embark upon the IMDB 250 odyssey that we mentioned to you all a few days back. But in a last second reversal, we decided to watch the Chinese movie A World Without Thieves instead. Boy, are we glad that we changed our mind. Every schmuck knows about the IMDB […]

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