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Thank You Review – Sickeningly Bad

Bollywood Trash King Akshay Kumar’s  new movie Thank You has yet to hit the screens but the movie is already the object of withering scorn from critics.

Critics Lash Out at Thank You
Folks, the early reviews for Akshay’s Thank You, which opens tomorrow, are out and if we were Akshay Kumar tonight we’d make a widow out of Twinkle by daybreak.

But Shame is not a word found in Akshay Kumar’s lexicon, if you go by the garbage he shovels on Bollywood fans with monotonous regularity.

Here are excerpts from some of the early reviews of Thank You:

* NDTV:

I underestimated Bazmee’s capacity for creating witless, soul-sucking cinema…..my brains were battered to pulp and my eardrums are still recovering from Pritam’s cacophonous sound-track. I’m going with one and a half star.

* Rediff:

Despite [Akshay] Kumar’s joker-in-a-box automaton attempts, Anees Bazmee’s latest film Thank You goes nowhere, and takes forever to, um, not get there.

Frequently the film, like leading man Kumar, doesn’t even bother with the attempt of being funny.

* Times of India:

Anees Bazmee is back with another comedy on the theme of adultery, perhaps with commercial considerations of reviving the success of No Entry . Sadly his Shaadi No.1- meets- Biwi No.1 narrative is adulterated with so many tacky references that you end up saying thank you but no thank you….And just Continue reading »

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Who gives a f*ck if the poor in India can’t get food to eat.

Who gives a f*ck if income disparities in India are rising sharply.

Who gives a f*ck if Anna Hazare is on a fast unto death.

Rejoice, my countrymen.

Uncork the champagne for India’s private jet business is expanding.

Thank God, the super-rich now don’t have to rub shoulders with all you hoi polloi, all ye rabble slaving away at Wipro, Infosys, TCS and Reliance anymore.

Not for the super-rich, your stinking breath or your body coming in close contact with their Armani threads and the Gucci handbags.

Private Jets Rising in India
In its inaugural report on the private jet landscape within India, Hong Kong based boutique private jet advisory practice Firestone Management Group recently said that as of March 15, 2011 there were currently 136 private jets registered in India. Continue reading »

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After cheap gin, cheap brandy and expensive beer, our favorite alcoholic drink is Jägermeister*.

Jägermeister*, a German liqueur, comes in a distinctive green bottle.

We’ve been enjoying Jägermeister for close to a year now and still haven’t gotten bored.

With a taste verging more than a little bit on cough syrup, the dark brown-colored Jägermeister doesn’t have any of the unpleasantness or sting of other strong alcoholic drinks.

Au contraire, Jägermeister actually has a pleasant flavor, one that even people put off by the bitter taste and and strong odor of liquor will thoroughly relish. Continue reading »

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