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Man, it’s been a month since SI’s last installment of Incredible India, those only in India real-life stories.

Here we go with another episode.

* All these years, we deluded ourselves into believing that the way to get strong is to eat nutritious food and visit the gym regularly.

Hell, what do we know!

SI blog reader Rohit Reddy writes to inform us that in some instances the road to good health and strength is paved with blood in India.

A native of Madhya Pradesh with a yearning to be strong took a different tack to achieve his goal – drinking his wife’s blood regularly.

Bizarre as it may sound, we are not kidding.

Here, read this excerpt from the Times of India:

A 22-year-old woman in Damoh district of Madhya Pradesh has told the police that her husband drank her blood for the past three years. “He used to take a syringe and draw blood from my arms,” Deepa Ahirwar said. “He would then empty it in a glass and drink it. For three years he did this on a regular basis, threatening me of dire consequences if I revealed this to anyone.”

Deepa was married to an agricultural labourer, Mahesh Ahirwar, in Shikarpura village in 2007. A few months after the marriage, Mahesh started drawing blood from his wife’s veins and consuming it. He said it made him strong and did not stop even when Deepa was pregnant.

* We’ve heard of accounts being presented to the government at the end of the financial year.

But at the famous Tirupati temple in South India the officials presents the annual accounts to ‘Lord Venkateswara,’ the presiding deity of the temple every year on July 16 in annual Anivara Asthanam festival.

Weird, these practices of the Hindus.

* In India, being taken to the police station for questioning is full of risk for the suspects, who disappear, are encountered, blinded, raped or just tortured to death, irrespective of the fact that all suspects are innocent until a court declares otherwise.

Fayaz Usmani, a suspect in the recent Mumbai blasts, was taken by the police for questioning on Saturday and before you know it the man’s dead!

Strange, indeed.

The Mumbai Police say they didn’t kill him! ;)

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Man drank wife’s blood for 3 years in Madhya Pradesh
CID probe ordered into death of blasts suspect

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ZNMD 2nd Wknd BO – Better Than Singham 1st Wknd

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara Strikes Gold at U.S. BO

Now, will y’all please join us in wishing Karan Johar a blessed life in his new sex.

After watching the new Bollywood film Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara, we were so happy to learn that Karan Johar finally took the sex change plunge, followed up with a name-change and turned into lil’ Zoya Akhtar.

Tho thweet.

Only Indians, No Bharatvasis

Now, if you schmucks are scratching your Parachute-oiled bald pates wondering how on earth we landed this Karan-turns-into-Zoya scoop, didn’t we tell you at the outset that we watched Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara or, in DDLJ ishtyle shortened to ZNMD.

All those young and pretty Indian and foreign faces, rich NRIs talking of Ferraris, three-bedroom apartments in London, flying business-class, exotic beaches, a long Bachelor party before marriage, architects working on big hotel projects, 12,000-Euro ‘Bagwati’ bags, diamond rings, staying in fancy hotels, running with the bulls in San Fermin, sky-diving in blue skies, snorkeling in blue waters, a long road-trip in Spain with wild horses galloping alongside sometimes, voila all things beeeyootiful.

Thank God, none of those ugly messy Bharatvasis appear anywhere in the frame. No slums, No crowded Mumbai trains, None of that grime and dirt reminding us of Bharat anywhere!

Who but Karan Johar can fit ‘India’ so neatly into the frame while mercilessly excising ‘Bharat’ out of the nice, feel-good images of Shining India.

Thank You Karan oops Zoya.

Slick Road Trip

Make no mistake. Continue reading »

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Deiva Thirumagal – Disaster at Box Office

Deiva Thirumagal has the odious perversion of not merely being stolen (from the 2001 Hollywood film I Am Sam) but also the dubious distinction of being a downright trashy movie.

Too Hard for Vikram

Folks, one of the biggest disappointments of Deiva Thirumagal is Vikram’s mediocre acting.

Truth be said, Vikram is not even a millionth as effective as Sean Penn was in the Hollywood original.

For his jaw-dropping performance in I Am Sam, Sean Penn won an Oscar nomination. The man is a delight to watch for pulling off a remarkable performance in a difficult role, a feat that surely is still spoken of in hushed tones.

The best that can be said of Vikram’s performance in Deiva Thirumagal is that he pees all over himself.

Vikram just does not have the acting chops to pull off the role of a mentally handicapped father, one with the mental age of a six-year-old.

In scene after scene, Vikram’s mannerisms appear grossly affected and not one-bit convincing.

And that is a mighty shame!

Same Story

* In both movies, the principal protagonist is a mentally handicapped man raising his normal young daughter alone, then having the daughter forcibly taken away from him and how his feisty lawyer helps to restore the girl to him through a tough court battle. In Deiva Thirumagal, the mentally handicapped person is Krishna (Vikram) and in the Hollywood original I Am Sam it’s Sam (Sean Penn).

Besides the above overarching common story-line, there are several other similarities for Deiva Thirumagan to be anything but a shamelessly stolen copy of I Am Sam.

* In both movies, the handicapped man works in the food business (coffee shop in I Am Sam and chocolate factory in Deiva Thirumagal).

* In both movies, the handicapped man is reminded to go to hospital to meet his wife who’s in labor.

* In both movies, the handicapped man’s wife disappears from the scene soon after the little girl is born.

* In both movies, the handicapped man plays bedtime games with his daughter.

* In both movies, the little girl asks simple questions for which the mentally handicapped father has no answers.

* In both movies, our handicapped hero has four mentally handicapped friends.

* In both movies, there’s a helpful neighbor woman who gives tips to the handicapped man in raising the kid.

* In both movies, the four handicapped friends pitch in money at the shoe store when the handicapped hero falls short of money to buy school shoes for his daughter.

* In both movies, the lawyer for the handicapped man is initially reluctant to take up the case but subsequently relents.

* In both movies, the four handicapped friends come to court to testify in the custody dispute.

* In both movies, the handicapped man is forced to take the stand in the court battle and gets badgered by the opposition attorney during cross examination.

* In both movies, the opposition attorney raises the question how an adult man with the mental age of six can take care of his five year old daughter and how he will supervise the growth of his kid daughter into an adult woman.

* In both movies, the handicapped man gives up the custody of the child in the interests of her need for a motherly figure and better education.

* In both movies, the handicapped man gives a list of daily schedule of his daughter to the foster mother – 7:00 a.m big glass of milk; 7:30 a.m – breakfast, 8:00 a.m. shower, 8:30 a.m. school….

* In both movies, the school kids make fun of the young girl’s father. Continue reading »

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Deiva Thirumagal Review – Rotten Stolen Trash

No Ifs and buts, Deiva Thirumagal is a trashy copy of I Am Sam.

Vikram is not even a millionth as good as Sean Penn.

The Deiva Thirumagal story is far too contrived to be any good.

Vikram is not in the least convincing as a mentally handicapped father.

Disgusting.

Related Stories:
Deiva Thirumagal Review – Rotten Stolen Trash
I am Sam Review – Will Vikram Pee All Over Himself?

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After a gap of about three years, India’s commercial capital Mumbai was rocked by a series of blasts this evening (Indian time).

Indian media reports say 21 people died in the blasts.

Another 141 were injured and have been admitted to KEM, JJ and other hospitals in Mumbai.

Apparently, the explosions were triggered by Improvised Explosive Devices (IED) placed inside cars and on a motorcycle.

The explosions are said to have occurred between 6:30PM to 6:35PM at the crowded Zaveri Bazar (diamond market), Dadar and Opera House.

Opera House and Zaveri Bazar are in South Mumbai while Dadar is in Central Mumbai.

India’s Home Ministry is describing the blasts as a terrorists strike. Of course, what else can it be.

There were two blasts at Zaveri Bazar.

Telephone lines are down in parts of Mumbai.

History Repeats Itself

In November 2008, Pakistan sent terrorists into Mumbai unleashing a 48-hour long attack that took the lives of several hundred people.

India is considered an easy target by Islamic terrorists.

Also, despite repeated terrorist attacks in Mumbai and elsewhere, India’s intelligence agencies, particularly the Intelligence Bureau, have proven to be grossly inadequate in anticipating and thwarting the devastating strikes. India is forever in reactive mode when it comes to terrorism.

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Mumbai terrorist attacks of Nov 26, 2008

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It’s no secret that SearchIndia.com has always been against outsourcing to India or elsewhere because it hurts workers in the U.S.

But it irritates us tremendously to learn that some unemployed Americans are outsourcing even their job hunting process to Vishakapatnam and other cities in India.

Think we’re kidding? Hell, no.

Read this excerpt from a story in the Wall Street Journal:

Clients among U.S. job seekers are hoping to beat the soft job market and tedium of searching with the help of fast-growing niche outsourcing services that rely on computers and workers in India. Customers can send thousands of job applications in a flash, but spamming employers with résumés leads to some strange mishaps.

One of the reasons for high unemployment in the U.S. is the large-scale outsourcing of jobs that’s been going to India, China, Philippines and elsewhere.

Now, Americans want to outsource even their job hunting to the same Indians who caused them misery in the first place.

This is beyond disgusting.

No wonder America is going down the toilet. :(

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