Joker Reviews – Garbage, Say Critics

If it’s an Akshay Kumar film, you can be sure it’s got garbage written all over it. The bozo’s new film Joker released today, to almost universal derision. The only silver lining is that the trashy film has had a poor opening in India. Here, read excerpts from some of the reviews for Joker: NDTV […]

Incredible India, Incredible Chutiya – Modi

Why is there malnutrition in Gujarat? Sane people like SI and some of my readers would assume that malnutrition and starvation in India is mostly a function of poverty. But not according to the Hindu communal Chutiya and Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi. This is what Modi had to say about malnutrition in Gujarat in […]

Headhunters Review – Be Wary of the GPS

Director: Morten Tyldum. Screenplay: Lars Gudmestad and Ulf Ryberg Writer: Jo Nesbøl (the novel Hodejegerne a.k.a. Headhunters) Cast: Aksel Hennie, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Synnøve Macody Lund, Eivind Sander, Julie R. Ølgaard Budget: 30.3 million Krone ($5.2 million) If you don’t gamble, you don’t win. – Roger Brown in Headhunters Movie buffs (the real ones, not the […]

A Separation – Gorgeous Divorce Drama

(For SI blog reader unknownvirus who first recommended this gem and accurately predicted it’d win the Oscar) Salaam Aleikum, I have a religious question. I am working in a house. There’s an old man I’m supposed to care for. I wanted to ask, pardon me, but he has wet his pants. I wanted to know […]

Premium Rush – A Brakeless Entertainer

Brakes are death. I hate brakes. – Bicycle messenger Wilee to his girlfriend Vanessa in Premium Rush Wow, who’d have thought a movie involving car bicycle chases would be this entertaining. Man, this is one scorcher of a film. Sometimes in movies even if the story is wafer-thin or almost non-existent the fun is still […]

No, I Haven’t Been Here; I Swear!

Bet you schmucks will believe anything! If someone were to tell you that the Sun revolves around the Earth, I won’t be surprised if you most of you putzheads say ‘Amen.’ 😉 Oh well, much as I love candy, liquor is quicker. Hey, it’s Friday! If you chutiyas happen to be on 8th Ave in […]

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