I Voted for the Kenyan! What about You?

Folks, I’m just back from the polling booth.

The place was as deserted as a theatre screening an Abhishek Bachchan film.

If you’re curious, I cast my precious vote for the Kenyan Citizen.

Yeah, that African-American, who was born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia.

Some of you schmucks may have heard of the Manchuruian Candidate. 😉

He goes by the name of Barack Obama!

Give Barack Obama a Second Term
Why did I, the Wise One, vote for the Kenyan?

Because he’s the lesser evil.

Compared to that corporate beast Mitt Romney, Obama deserves to be elevated to sainthood!

SI hopes, nay, fervently prays that Barack Obama gets a second term as President of the United States of America.

Barack Obama Zindabad!

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5 Responses to "I Voted for the Kenyan! What about You?"

  1. Naveen   November 6, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    Let it be noted that I predicted Obama to win the election many weeks ago.

    I still stand by what I said i’ll do if Romney wins.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    That’s what I call a Risk-Free Indian bet on a Kenyan Outcome! 😉

    Related Comment: I am calling the election right away. Obama will win. If my prediction fails then reviews for the next Ajith, Vijay and Abhishek Bachchan movies are on me! – Naveen on 2012/08/14 at 3:02 pm

    • Naveen   November 6, 2012 at 6:46 pm

      I think the media is hyping it as a “too close to call” election purely for rating purposes.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      We’ll know in a few hours.

      But I wouldn’t discount the elderly Whites and Southern White Trash voting for Romney.

  2. gandhiji   November 6, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    3 of my Telugu Brahmin and 1 of my Mallu Christian friends voted for Romney.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Dat gonna happin when da people gorge on more, more, more Dum Biryani than good for dem.

    Da Brain, you know, it melt, melt, melt, melt!

    That’s how Tom Wolfe writes in his mucho talked about new book, Back to Blood!

    Interesting take on Miami, Cubans, Blacks, Americanos, Class, Race, Police etc. Completed 370 pages, another 333 pages left.




    • gandhiji   November 6, 2012 at 7:34 pm

      But they are vegetarians. No Dum Biryani.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Da Dum Biryani coming in Brahmin version too, sweetie!

      You responded before I could complete my response to the previous comment. 😉

    • gandhiji   November 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm

      I haven’t even read The Bonfire of the Vanities..

      So you are trying to persuade the wrong person to read.

      Is this new book better than that?

      SearchIndia Responds:

      I’ve not completed Bonfire of the Vanities..have it in my collection (5-cents from the ‘discard lot’ of our library)…started it several times but never completed it.

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