Indian Coders Rank Poorly

Chutiya programmers a.k.a. Indian coders are all over the place.

From Hicksville in New York to Sunnyvale in California to Geneva in Switzerland, I’ve spotted Indian code monkeys in buses, trains, Indian restaurants, parks, office towers and tourist attractions.

With all these tens of thousands of Chutiyas strutting around and poring endlessly over their computers, you’d think our people would be aces at programming.

Alas, No!

According to a ranking by, Indian programmers are a pathetic #19, behind Russia, China, Poland, Japan, Ukraine, US, Belarus, Iran, Brazil, Croatia, Slovakia, Vietnam, Bulgaria etc.

Indian Coders Rank Poorly

TopCoder says its country rankings are based on an aggregation of members within a particular country that have competed within the last 180 days. It seems the site uses a rating system where if all coders from a particular country have the same rating, then that country’s would be the same as the individual ratings. Apparently when coder ratings differ, the country rating is based mostly on the top rated coders.

TopCoder’s says its goal is to to provide a better way to rank countries than a simple average.

Indian Coders – Low Ranking

Why do Indians coders rank so low?

Because Indians have no imagination.

It’s no exaggeration to say that Indians are the most unimaginative cocksuckers walking this planet.

Be it movies, coding, music or any other field, the Indian mentality is to steal, cram, blow and regurgitate.

That’s the reason you never see these Chutiyas create anything original or noteworthy but always toil at some low-level tasks at the bottom of the programming food chain.

While part of the blame must be assigned to the Indian educational system that encourages rote learning, some blame must also go to the food these Chutiyas gorge on.

I’m a fervent believer in We are What We Eat.

Given the proclivity of Indian programmers (majority are from South India) to stuff themselves with brain-numbing food like Dum Biryani, Chepala Pulusu, Gutti Vankaya, Gongura Chicken, Menthi Koora Pappu etc, it’s no surprise Indians barely manage to type some gibberish and delude themselves and the world that they too are coders.

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5 Responses to "Indian Coders Rank Poorly"

  1. shadowfax_arbit   August 6, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    That’s because we are not so good at math!

    Btw, I’m a good ranker at Topcoder. Responds:

    You write: Btw, I’m a good ranker at Topcoder.


  2. Naveen   August 7, 2014 at 2:34 am

    It is quite embarrassing.

    I have heard many Americans commenting sarcastically that the Indian Government should hire some of its programmers to build a decent website for Indian Consulate.

    The web sites for Air India’s and the Indian Railway online reservation are quite pathetic. Responds:

    The bad quality of Indian programming talent and govt web sites apart, so many, so many, so many Indian politicians, government & PSU offices and senior bureaucrats still use third party e-mail like hotmail, yahoo, gmail etc for official communications.

    Unbelievably naive. 🙁

    • guruji   August 7, 2014 at 8:35 am

      Yes – that shocked me to the core, when I first noticed that Indian Government officials use the free webmail services.

      And I wonder why US uses sophisticated techniques to spy on these morons!

      They would just give all information themselves, for a free t-shirt. Responds:

      Free often has a costly price.

  3. boopalanj   August 7, 2014 at 11:25 am


    Some interesting statistics.. Responds:

    1. Sweetie, they’re not interesting statistics but terrifying.

    2. Regarding your first link, Breeding, Tweeting, E-mailing, Googling, Browsing, Videogaming – All absolutely worthless activities. Only sensible thing I saw today (under Society & Media) was blogging (1.76 million blog posts and climbing, today). 😉

    3. Your second link is sheer horror. Every 4-seconds, there’s a birth in India. Thank God, Infant Mortality is high in India.

    There must be an edict banning Chutiyas from breeding for one generation or until our population returns to 500-million.

    I’ve never understood this Indian mania for a Boopalan to create a junior Boopalan or for an Ashwin to drop a litter of junior Ashwinis and Ashwins.

    As if the breeding were not a heinous enough crime in that over-populated nightmare of a country, Indians exacerbate their crime with all kinds of nonsensical functions Seemantham (pre-breeding) and Namakarnam (post-breeding).

    As I’ve said often, India has no hope. Just muddling along.

    • boopalanj   August 7, 2014 at 3:11 pm

      Ha ha.

      I agree that it is horrifying.

      I don’t know if you scrolled down on the second link to see other charts / statistics.

      Only from 1800s, World’s population steeply increased presumably. Seems, people before that were very lazy 😉 In July 200 AD, the population was 200 million, all over the world. That is, if you take today’s TN, AP, KL, KA states’ population and scatter them all over the world. Should have been easier for Jesus to handle lesser number of people!

      And, Global growth rate will start to decline, and will reach its minimum at 2095.

      I honestly hope the apes should take over by that time.

      By 2030, India surpasses China as the most populous country. By 2100, Desis are far ahead & are uncontrollable and chinks are lagging big time. Indians will need to annex some of the neighboring countries to accommodate their brats.

      And totally, mother earth has seen 106 billions of dicks and pussies together so far (total number of people lived). Responds:

      1. Yes, I took a look at the amount of time it took to add another 1 billion.

      It took us 1804 years to add the first billion and just 12 years to go from 6 billion to 7 billion (1999-2011).

      2. Another scary thing is the religious aspect.

      In one of your charts, a mere 16% (i.e. 1.13 billion) of the world’s population are sensible people, i.e. atheists/agnostics.

      The remaining 84% (5.87 billion) are lobotomized idiots believing in a non-existent higher being.

      Lobotomized idiots a.k.a. religious nuts are scarier because you can’t have a rational argument with these bonobos.

      The U.S. is a more sensible nation – 20% of Americans don’t identify with any religion.

      3. You write: Indians will need to annex some of the neighboring countries to accommodate their brats.

      Sri Lanka, Nepal and Bangladesh were part of Akhand Bharat during Ashoka’s time.

      Right na? 😉

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