Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
I’ve been down to the Indian players dressing room.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do there?
I yelled Howzat, show me your World Cup winning bats.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you then do?
I said, OMG why are your bats long and hard.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did the players say?
They said, To strike boundaries & Sixes off the Balls.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you then do?
I asked the players, where are your Balls
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did the players say?
They said, oh, look right behind our long & hard bats.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you then do?
I lifted their winning bats to look for the winning balls.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you find?
I found many winning balls but no Sreesanth Balls. 
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did the players demand?
They said, we wanna play on your pitch, Bare all, Bare all.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you then do
I showed ‘em my wide birthday suit.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do after baring all?
I screamed Doosra, Chakka and jumped on all their winning bats.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do with their bats?
I went sliding up & down the long & hard bats 100 times.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what was it like scoring a maiden century?
Oooh Yuvi, Aaah Sachin, Waah Dhoni, I had a jolly good sweating time.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do to all their bats?
I turned all long & hard bats into small and soft bats.
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