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If there’s one thing Bollywood’s flop king and Abhishek Bachchan is used to, it’s failure.

Some Indian movie stars like Shah Rukh Khan, Salman Khan (at least, lately) and Aamir Khan have the Midas Touch and set the box office registers ringing.

Au contraire, Abhishek Bachchan has the Jonah’s touch.

Surely, Abhishek’s movie distributors and Bollywood fans must be cowering in fear each time this fella has a release.

Players – A Disaster

Reports coming from India suggest that Players, Abhishek’s newest crapshow has been roundly rejected by audiences.

The movie opened badly on Friday and continued its lackluster showing on the following days.

Dubbing Players “a colossal disappointment,” IndiaFM aka Bollywood Hungama wrote:

The film started on a slow note on Friday, declined on Saturday, but showed marginal increase on Sunday. However, the jump in the business wasn’t substantial enough on Sunday.

Other box office observers in India wrote in a similar vein.

Box Office India did not mince words:

The film will be a huge loser and the year is off to a very bad start.

Box Office India estimated Players’ collection at Rs 4.60 crore net on Friday, Rs 4.50 crore net on Saturday and Rs 5.50-5.75 crore net on Sunday.

Box office numbers for the U.S. are not available yet. But we’d be surprised shocked should the movie do well here.

Directed by Abbas-Mustan, Players was a big budget movie that took the film’s crew to India, Russia, Amsterdam and New Zealand.

Of course, Abhishek’s defenders could well say that the failure of a movie is not exclusively his fault.

But shouldn’t Abhishek read the script before accepting the role and, of course, he’s solely responsible for the horrible acting he routinely delivers in one Bollywood movie after another.

Abhishek Bachchan – India’s Most Worthless Actor?

We find it hard to believe there’s an actor in the Indian sub-continent worse than Abhishek Bachchan.

In movie after movie, Abhishek shows himself utterly incapable of emoting.

It’s sheer agony to behold this bloke going through the motions and contortions of acting.

Surely, the only reason this embarrassment of an actor still gets roles is because of his last name.

His father Amitabh Bachchan has been a mainstay of the Indian movie industry for over four decades.

Abhishek’s mother Jaya Bachchan too is a highly respected actress although she rarely faces the camera these days.

Alas, if Abhishek has worked hard at anything in life it’s to disprove the law of inherited characteristics.

Even after over four dozen films, Abhishek on screen is a horror show and has seemingly shown little inclination to hone his acting skills.

Youngsters like Ranbir Kapoor or Ranveer Singh have entered Bollywood much later and have already stolen several marches over Abhishek through sheer dint of hard work.

Related Stories:
Movie Critics Bugger Abhishek’s Players
Players – Hell, What a Bunch of Jokers

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(Courtesy: Sonny Chatrath)

If you still haven’t heard of the phenomenon that’s Rajinikanth, you’re likely an alien or a retard.

Here are a few pointers to Rajinikanth’s fame:

1. If Rajinikanth were to be shot today, tomorrow would be the bullet’s funeral

2. Rajinikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan via Bluetooth.

3. When Rajinikanth was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.

4. Rajinikanth knows who let the dogs out.

5. Rajinikanth’s pulse is measured in Richter Scale.

6. The new rupee symbol is actually Rajinikanth’s signatures.

7. When God watched the movie Endhiran/Robot, he said, Oh my Rajinikanth!

8. Rajinikanth participated in a 100 meter dash, and Einstein died watching that ’cause light came in second.

9. Intel’s new commercial, Rajinikanth Inside.

10. Rajinikanth eats noodles with Lord Shiva’s Trishul.

11. Rajinikanth can make his wife admit her mistakes.
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12. Rajinikanth can make even a sick-looking son-in-law appear on YouTube 30 million times.

13. God is in charge of Heaven only when Rajinikanth goes into hibernation.

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Rajinikanth vs King Cobra & Other Facts of Life

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When our Indian chutiyas start doing LSD, Crack Cocaine, Heroin etc we’ll produce innovative products.

Until then, all ye dolts must be be content with the Aakash, Simputer and other assorted junk.

I came of age at a magical time,… Our consciousness was raised by Zen, and also by LSD…. Taking LSD was a profound experience, one of the most important things in my life. LSD shows you that there’s another side to the coin, and you can’t remember it when it wears off, but you know it. It reinforced my sense of what was important—creating great things instead of making money, putting things back into the stream of history and of human consciousness as much as I could.

- Steve Jobs in Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson P.41 of Kindle Version

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Occupy Wall Street protest at Zuccotti Park in downtown Manhattan has captured the imagination of a lot of good people who are mad as hell over the unjust ‘privatized profits, socialized losses’ system that’s throwing millions of hardworking Americans under the bus so that the 1% can travel in their Gulfstreams.

Your favorite blog SI made a trip to NYC Friday to witness firsthand the Occupy Wall Street movement at Zuccotti Park, just a couple of blocks from Wall Street, against the excesses of which the protesters’ rage is directed.

The place is teeming with cops, mediamen and tourists eager for a close-up deko at the protesters.

Here’s a photo tour of Occupy Wall Street (October 21, 2011):

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Crowd at  Zuccotti Park NYC, Oct 21, 2011

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Yes Buddy, So are We!

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Sure You are, Unfortunately

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Occupy Everywhere

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Fat Hope!

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC And Health Care for All

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Is It Too Late?

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC If Not Now, Then When?

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Better Wages, Health Care & Education

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Decolonize Wall Street

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Get Educated – Start Reading

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Defenders of Constitution

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Working Group Schedule

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Free Lunch @ Zuccotti Park

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Occupy Wall Street Protests – Sheer Poetry

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Colorful Protester

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Yes, Get Involved

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Love Thy Neighbor

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Strategy Meeting in Progress

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Time to Reach Out

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC People’s Library

Occupy Wall Street Zuccotti Park NYC Spreading the Message through Music

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Raj Rajaratnam Sentenced to 11-Years in Prison for Insider TradingSri Lankan Tamil hedge fund billionaire will be a guest of the American prison system for the next 11 years for insider trading.

The sentence is the longest ever for insider trading.

Judge Richard J.Holwell, who sentenced Rajaratnam today, also fined him $10 million and ordered the forfeiture of $53.8 million.

Judge Holwell said:

Insider trading is an assault on the free markets…His crimes reflect a virus in our business culture that needs to be eradicated.

Rajaratnam, founder of the Galleon Fund, was found guilty on 14 counts of securities fraud and conspiracy by a 12-member jury in May. Continue reading »

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* February 24, 1955 – iBorn. Steve Jobs lands on Planet Earth. Steve’s biological father was a Syrian Muslim immigrant Abdulfattah John Jandali and biological mother was Joanne Simpson. Steve was adopted by Paul and Clara Jobs.

* 1974 – Steve visits India in search of spiritual enlightenment.

* April 1, 1976 – Co-Founded Apple to make computer boards.

* January 24, 1984 – Apple Mac launched. Currently, 60 million Users for Mac desktops and laptops.

* May 1985 – Steve leaves Apple after tangling with CEO John Sculley.

* 1985 – Steve Jobs founds NeXT computer company.

* 1986 – Steve acquires Pixar from Star Wars director George Lucas.

* December 20, 1996 – Apple acquires NeXT.

* 1997 – Steve returns to Apple.

* January 9, 2001 – iTunes music store debuts.

* May 19, 2001 – First Apple retail store opens.

* November 2001 – Apple iPod Debuts. Over 300 million units sold so far.

* January 9, 2007 – iPhone announced. Launched in June ’07. Over 130 million iPhones sold as of October 2011.

* July 10, 2008 – AppStore Debuts. 18 Billion downloads so far.

* January 27, 2010 – iPad tablet launched. Huge success. iPad is tablet market leader.

* October 4, 2011 – iPhone 4S launched.

* October 5, 2011 – iDead. Steve Jobs leaves Planet Earth.

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