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Gothic horror comedy Dark Shadows is clearly not a film for the chutiyas aka Indians of any stripes. But blessed with a Catholic disposition yours truly can digest anything you throw on the screen. Comic, tragic, romantic, and even, gothic. Anything but the pathetic, bring it on baby. Finding myself at a loose end today [...]

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The young Black guy sitting to my right was so ripe with emotion that at the end of the super-heroes film Avengers he couldn’t resist turning to a complete stranger (me, me, me) and asking rhetorically, “Nice movie, eh? They did a good job on that.” Yeah, I responded because it’s the politically correct (and [...]

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Will Avengers be the biggest movie of 2012, eclipsing even Hunger Games. Very possible. The reviews have been mostly positive and the cast is A-list (Robert Downey Jr, Samuel Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Evans. Mark Ruffalo, Jeremy Renner et al). Another 15 minutes for the lights to dim and the hall is already about 70% [...]

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Tezz Trash is Disaster at Box Office
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The Ajay Devgn-Anil Kapoor piece of trash Tezz is a disaster at the U.S. box office. As you can see in the below table, the Tezz junk is one of the worst Bollywood performers at the U.S. box office in recent years. For the April 27-29, 2012 opening weekend Tezz grossed a pitifully low $148,133 [...]

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When Indian filmmakers like Priyadarshan are not pissing out mindless comedies, they’re pimping out nonsensical ‘action’ outrages like Tezz that are loosely based on decades-old foreign films (the 1975 Japanese film Bullet Train, in this instance). Tezz made us want to yelp in agony – Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar. Bet you schmucks [...]

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1 Crore Chutias Want to Move to Amreeka
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Good Lord, is there no getting away from this locust swarm of chutias. This morning we woke up to the unwelcome news from a Gallup Poll that 10 million Indians want to move (as in permanently) to the U.S. Stupid Indians We’ve always considered our Indians as schmucks and the results of the new Gallup [...]

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Lovely! Indian Director Ashim Ahluwalia's Miss Lovely Lands at Cannes Festival
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Unknown Indian film director Ashim Ahluwalia’s new movie Miss Lovely has won the distinction of being picked to compete in the Un Certain Regard section of the 2012 Cannes Film Festival. Un Certain Regard is a less prestigious part of the Cannes Film Festival and films selected in this category are not included in the [...]

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Apple Sells 35m iPhones in Q2; Cumulative iPhone Sales Reach 218.24m Units
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Apple sold 35.1 million iPhones in its fiscal second quarter ended March 31, 2012 taking cumulative sales of the popular mobile phone since its launch in June 2007 to 218.24 million units. The history of the technology industry has few parallels to the phenomenal success of the iPhone, which is a combination of a cell [...]

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Chutias are World's Top Spammers Now
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When it comes to the bad, loathsome things in the world, you can count on Indians, better known as Chutias (scumbags/worthless fellows), to be at the top of the heap. In corruption, raping, honor killing, encounter killing, exploiting others, intellectual property theft, fraud, acid throwing, looting, callous indifference to starvation deaths, maid-raping and other beastly [...]

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Vicky Donor - Low Donations at Box Office
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