Jun 172014
Stripped! Rajat Gupta Devyanized Today

June 17, 2014 will count as the worst day in 65-year-old Indian crook Rajat Gupta’s life. Why? Read on, sweetie! Crook – Off to Prison Rajat Gupta – Stripped As part of his entry into a federal prison today following his conviction on insider trading charges, Rajat Gupta was most likely asked to strip while prison officers did a thorough search of all body orifices for illegal substances (like what happened to former NYC Indian diplomat Devyani Khobragade). Prisoners do crazy things and you can never be too careful, more so when they come in from the outside. People do […]

Adult World Review – Rare Red Box Gem

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Jun 142014

You work at a porn store, surrounded by dildos and You’re a virgin. – Rubia (Amy’s transsexual friend) I assure you the irony isn’t lost to me. – Amy, the wannabe poet – Indie film Adult World (2013) In one of the mighty artistic injustices of the current era, every crappy Bollywood movie releases in mainstream U.S. theaters like Regal and AMC but delicious movies like Adult World barely get a theatrical release (Adult World managed only a brief, limited theatrical release in NYC and Los Angeles). This 2013 English movie essentially went straight to DVD and you can rent […]

Jun 122014
 So You Think Only Indians are Weird Bastards

(Image Courtesy: NJ.com) To all those who think only Indians are a bunch of weird bastards for screwing buffaloes, I have news for you. True, Indians are a weird bunch of sick *%$)#$*#. But there are other weird bastards in the world who are equally notorious! Really! People in my neighboring state New Jersey so love buggering their pet goats, cows, bulls, chicken, cats and dogs that the state of New Jersey is now drawing up legislation to outlaw screwing animals! Folks, I’m NOT kidding! On Thursday, New Jersey legislators voted in the Judiciary Committee 6-0 to ban sex between […]

Jun 122014
Cheap Simputer, $35 Laptop & Now $25 Smartphone for Indians - Dream On, Baby

The tech world generates more hype than Bollywood babes Katrina Kaif, Sonakshi Sinha and Deepika Padukone combined. If you listen to the tech mavens, the Utopia of cheap and wonderful gadgets is always just around the corner for Indians. A decade back, the made in India Simputer was all the rage. Pundits prophesied that the Simputer would bring the magic of computers to every Indian village, town and city. Well, as we now know Simputer turned out to be like Bollywood actress Gul Panag’s political career. Failed to lift off from the launch pad. Then there was the Congress idiot […]

Jun 122014
Guilty! Michigan Telugu Bidda Lakshminivasa Rao Nerusu Will Rot in Prison for Life

Telugu Butcher Nerusu – Found Guilty As predicted by SearchIndia.com blog yesterday, Indian software programmer Lakshminivasa Rao Nerusu was found guilty of murdering his wife and two young children in the family’s Novi (Michigan) home on October 13, 2008. SearchIndia.com predicted yesterday: Barring a miracle, Lakshminivasa Rao Nerusu will be found guilty and locked up for the rest of his life. A short while ago, an Oakland County jury rejected Nerusu’s claims of insanity and found the Telugu butcher guilty of First Degree Murder of his wife and two young children in October 2008. The jury took less than two […]