The last couple of days have been hellishly hot on the East Coast.
A harbinger of the hades for all us poor sinners, desis, goras, kallus and spics alike (btw, is there a pejorative desi word for Hispanics?).
New York, New Jersey, Philadelphia, Delaware and further south too – it’s been terrible.
Some regular SI readers must have had it bad yesterday.
They checked in earlier today to inform us that they “were roaming in NYC on a topless bus in the hottest April day since 1942” with the relief likely coming from the “TONS of cleavages.” You know our desis, they must have been drooling all across NYC peering into the valleys below as the bus was moving into the canyons of Manhattan.
It was really bad in NYC yesterday – 92-degrees in Central Park!
It’s so f*****g hot even today that we opened our Guinness Extra Stout 1pint 6fl oz ($2.75 at our neighborhood Gujju liquor store) early today (just between us, we just needed an excuse to open the bottle early 😉 At least, they don’t have power cuts here like in India).
Right now, it’s 90-degree fahrenheit (about 33-degree celsius).