Aaheli NYC Review – Enemy of the Palate

Most NYC Indian restaurants are bad but some like Aaheli are more bad than the others: First, they said it was ‘South Indian Coffee.’ Then, after we discovered several cardamom pods along with dark coffee powder floating on the surface the yuck ‘South Indian Coffee’ became Nescafe. Next, the flustered waiter waved his hand and […]

Give ‘Em Hell, Barack

Tonight, our President Barack Obama gives one of the most important speeches of our era as he takes on the motherf***ing quarter of America’s doctors, insurance companies and hospitals and their pimps in Congress (the Republican Congressmen and Senators) in an address to a joint session of Congress at 8PM ET. We’ve endured enough nonsense […]

Scared of Swine Flue? Try Panchyagavvya Ghrut

All ye desi chickens scared of Swine Flu. Take heart. Help is at hand. Closer than you think. India’s Go-Vigyan Kendra has a remedy in Panchyagavvya Ghrut. And pray what is this Panchyagavvya Ghrut? Oh, that’s a mixture including cow urine, dung, curd, milk and ghee. Sounds yummy, na? Here’s an excerpt from the Bloomberg […]

Scary, Majority of U.S. Drivers Intexticated

We must confess that we too are guilty of this unhealthy practice (but stopped lately out of fear of an accident and the lurking cops). But it’s all your fault. 😉 You see if you hadn’t posted a comment we wouldn’t have checked our iPhone while driving. Wonder what excuse all the others have. Majority […]

Chor No-1 Ravana-Linga Raju’s Heart Attacked

Ravana-Linga Raju a.k.a. Ramalinga Raju was blessed with a heart attack a short while ago. Architect of the Satyam scam, Ravana-Linga Raju had been cooling his heels in a Hyderabad jail for the last several months. Raju has been shifted to the Nizam’s Institute of Medical Sciences, according to media reports from India. Related Stories: […]