Tees Maar Khan Review – Insufferable Trash

Folks, to merely dismiss Tees Maar Khan as yet another amateurish Bollywood piece of junk would be an egregious blunder. For Tees Mar Khan is so much worse. Infinitely worse. Tees Maar Khan (which released in the U.S. today) is so unbearably awful that we wouldn’t in the least be surprised if many of you […]

Who’s My Daddy? America Producing Fewer Bastards

Hell. we can hardly recognize our country (U.S., not India) anymore. You see, we live in strange times. A Black man occupies the White House! Democrats are losing support of their core base. And now comes the startling news that Americans are producing fewer bastards (i.e. illegitimate children) and teens are making fewer babies. Is […]

Did You Schmucks Know – Jeans Originated in India

So all you know-nothing dickheads and putzheads think those blue jeans you never want to get out of originated in Genoa, Italy. Shows how little you schmucks know. Blue jeans actually had their origins in India. Genoa was only a way station on the jeans’ path to world-wide popularity. According to An Uncommon History of […]

Obama Job Rating in the Toilet

Two years back, U.S. President Barack Obama was the worshiped Messiah who could do no wrong. Today, Obama is the shunned Judas who sleeps with the (Republican) devils and can do nothing right. Unemployment is still an obscenely high 9.8% (the real rate is probably much higher), the war in Afghanistan is still going badly […]

Incredible India 58 – Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Scores Hat-trick; Takes Third Life

OK folks, time now for another installment of your favorite Incredible India posts, those only-in-India stories. Who cares about 37-year-old Sachin Tendulkar’s 50th test century when we have the 78-year-old budda Manmohan Singh scoring a hat-trick. Three Victims India’s Prime Minister Manmohan Singh is a wimp, a pussy when it comes to tackling Pak-sponsored terrorism, […]

Cricket Launches All You Can Eat Music, Phone, 3G Mobile Web, Texting, Ringtones for $55 a Month

In a first of its kind service, small U.S. wireless operator Cricket Communications has launched an all-you-can-eat wireless music, phone, text, web and ringtone package for $55 a month. Cricket has partnered with flash storage vendor SanDisk and Samsung Mobile to offer the new service. The service will be available for consumers in January 2011 […]