SI: What about our Masala Chai? Desi Waitress: Very Sorry Sir, I told the cook Masala Chai but he made Masala French Fry! SI: What! (Sotto Voce: Goddamn Jesus ‘Mother F*cking’ Christ. Is your kitchen staffed with baboons who can’t even understand another desi?) White Waitress (in a pleading voice): Sir, would you like to […]
Ajay Devgn is a nonentity in Bollywood unless he has the presence of other strong players alongside him (like for instance Ranbhir Kapoor et al). Say, look at the below table and tell us if Ajay Devgn matters at all:
Even kids like Imran Khan and Sonam Kapoor are doing better than Akshay Kumar at the box office these days, so much better . In the second weekend at the U.S. box office, the kids’ I Hate Luv Storys did more business than Akshay’s Khatta Meetha in the second weekend. Folks, the second weekend U.S. […]
Since we love Jamie Foxx’ movies, we wanted to see Law Abiding Citizen when it released in theaters last year. For whatever reason, we never got around to it and then got preoccupied with newer Bollywood and Kollywood films. So the other day when we were scrolling through Netflix’ Instant Play recent releases and espied […]
SI is deeply amused at the outpouring of loving comments (on non-SI sites like Orkut) and the multiple attempted hacks of this fine blog following the Boom Boom Lava Da Review. Here’s a sample of the love coming our way via Orkut: * I cant Bear This [bold in the original]. Someone please do something […]
Enthiran Box Office – Unimpressive Average Gross Enthiran Review – Orgy of Stupidity Emmathitanga Ayyo, Emmathitanga (they’ve cheated us, God, they’ve cheated us). A BIG disappointment. 🙁 A.R.Rahman and Shankar have taken Tamil music fans for a ride with the Endhiran album. Endhiran’s music is nowhere in the class of Rahman’s Slumdog Millionaire or his […]