(For SI Blog reader Kreacher) In an era of 140-character Twitters and 10-paragraph Blogs, reading books has turned out to be a major casualty. Who gives a f*ck for leisure reading, right? Verily, a dying tradition. Particularly, among our desi chutiyas who mistake ogling at pictures of Bollywood starlets’ thighs and tits for reading. Alas, […]
On a planet teeming with 6 billion plus people, the story possibilities can’t but be truly astounding. Endless permutations of love, crime, betrayal, devotion, redemption, hunger, passion, poverty et al, right? Yet, our Bollywood mongrels shovel out the most dreary, soporific stories at moviegoers. Why? Oh, why do these pustulating leproid c*nts do that. Never […]
Sick f*cks. 🙁 Where? Of course, in Incredible India. After the end of the Nazi era, where else would all the Sick f*cks of the world congregate, schmuck. Haven’t we said that ad nauseum, ad infinitum? We can’t open the Indian newspapers these days without reading of another sick, blood-chilling account of a ‘honor killing.’ […]
A Hindoo, and above all, a Brahmin, by his institutions, his usages, his education and customs, must be considered as a kind of moral monster – as an individual placed in a state of continual variance and opposition with the rest of the human race. – Christian missionary Abbe Dubois, quoted in A Reply to […]
Surprise, surprise. Who’d have thought this crappy Bollywood movie would have grossed £202,907 in the opening weekend. Sure looks like whatever desis drink in the UK it certainly is not H2O. 😉 Here’s how I Hate Luv Storys fared at the UK box office in the opening weekend compared to a few prominent Bollywood movies: […]
Imran Khan’s latest crap-show I Hate Luv Storys has not fared well at the U.S. box office. For the six-day, July 4 holiday weekend (June 30, 2010-July 5, 2010), I Hate Luv Storys could manage a total gross of just $535,273. Folks, before you start swooning over the film crossing the half-a-million-dollar mark remember that […]