I Hate Luv Storys Box Office – Mediocre Showing

Imran Khan’s latest crap-show I Hate Luv Storys has not fared well at the U.S. box office.

For the six-day, July 4 holiday weekend (June 30, 2010-July 5, 2010), I Hate Luv Storys could manage a total gross of just $535,273.

Folks, before you start swooning over the film crossing the half-a-million-dollar mark remember that this number reflects a six-day holiday-weekend unlike a 3-day regular weekend for most movies in the below table.

The movie is yet another stupid Bollywood love story with not much in its favor.

As SearchIndia.com wrote in its review of this crap show:

I Hate Luv Storys hews to the time-honored tradition of hackneyed, jackass Bollywood tales.

Girl (Sonam Kapoor) with a perfect, steady boy-friend believes in Bollywood-style love and romance while the boy (Imran Khan) is adamant that this love thing is all balderdash.

Of course, in true Bollywood ishtyle the girl Simran soon falls in love with our all-love-is-nonsense boy J, who rebuffs her. Before you can say Yeh kya bakwas (what rubbish is this), the all-love-is-nonsense boy falls in love with the girl whose turn it is to spurn him.

All the while, Simran’s besotted boyfriend Raj (the talented Sameer Dattani) is waiting patiently in the background for his girl.

Of course, all’s well in the end for Simran and J (alas, not for the paying audience or for Raj).

Here’s how I Hate Luv Storys fared at the U.S. box office compared to a few prominent Bollywood movies:

I Hate Luv Stories Box Office Report

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2 Responses to "I Hate Luv Storys Box Office – Mediocre Showing"

  1. rakeshbaba   July 7, 2010 at 11:20 am


    Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a movie.

    He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done.

    In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

    1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.

    2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet.

    Guess, what he does…….

    He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

    3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it.

    Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.

    He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. The! n, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… And the
    gangster dies….

    This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed. Oops not so fast.

    The Climax finally arrives. Rajanika! nth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that
    Rajanikanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.

    Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..

    Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the
    first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

    Newton commits Suicide

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You forgot to add one key detail: The audience thoroughly relishes all of this crap. 😉

    • rakeshbaba   July 7, 2010 at 11:45 am

      in my opinion rajnikanth jokes are very entertaining than his films,what do u say?

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Maybe, we did once but now we find them silly.

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