Poor Akshay Kumar. Bollywood movie critics have lately made a sport of buggering the fellow’s films with glee. Akshay’s new movie Houseful released today and the critics tore into the movie. Here’s what a sample of critics had to say on Houseful: NDTV: There is no craft or narrative or characterisation to speak of. Random […]
Film critics have spoken and the verdict is that Tamil movie star Vijay’s 50th film Sura is garbage. Here’s a sample of reviews of Sura: Behindwoods: (T)here is no variety in the film and it happens to be a usual Vijay fare. The script seems to be a combination from his earlier ventures. …There are […]
Trust Tamil movie star Joseph Vijay to conjure up a sui generis way of thanking legions of fans for standing by him for 49 films over nearly two decades. For his 50th film Sura, Vijay gathered all the saliva in his mouth and in one merciless, swift swoop spat square on the face of millions […]
(via iPhone) Thank God for the intermission. Sick, boring shit after 1-hour 3-minutes. It’s 9.25PM, here on the East Coast. Folks, the first half of Sura is total garbage. Our eponymous hero Sura is a fisherman. There’s a minister, who is also a nasty character. The paths of Sura and the minister have yet to […]
(via iPhone) After a 20-minute Hamletian dithering of ‘To go or not to go,’ we finally took the Sura plunge. And so here we’re at a crappy theater on the East Coast waiting for Tamil film to start. The print just arrived in a van. So it should take another 30-45 minutes for the movie […]
If Tamil film star Vijay had any shame at all, he’d lash himself till he bleeds out of every pore of his dark-skinned body and then nail his frame to a wooden metal cross. That would be a fitting Prayaschit (atonement) for the Judas act of loosening his bowels and raining this dysentery a.k.a. Vettaikaran […]