Ha ha ha.
The folks in Pakistan are getting desperate.
They are praying en masse in the mosques and Madrasas and offering blandishments to the country’s cricket players in the crucial semi-final World Cup cricket match against India in Mohali today.
Maybe, the Pakis are scared their chutias will take money and throw away their wickets.
The chief minister of Pakistan’s largest province Punjab, Shahbaz Sharif, is holding up the carrot of 25 acres of fertile land for each player if the team beats India today.
Folks, we hope India plays their best game today and that all the reward the Pakistani players get is a 6×4 plot in Kabristan (graveyard).
Here’s the Terroristan team seeking Allah’s blessings at Mohali: