Ha ha ha.
The folks in Pakistan are getting desperate.
They are praying en masse in the mosques and Madrasas and offering blandishments to the country’s cricket players in the crucial semi-final World Cup cricket match against India in Mohali today.
Maybe, the Pakis are scared their chutias will take money and throw away their wickets.
The chief minister of Pakistan’s largest province Punjab, Shahbaz Sharif, is holding up the carrot of 25 acres of fertile land for each player if the team beats India today.
Folks, we hope India plays their best game today and that all the reward the Pakistani players get is a 6×4 plot in Kabristan (graveyard).
Here’s the Terroristan team seeking Allah’s blessings at Mohali:
Begins shortly, the engrossing battle of wits which is more than nadal versus federer , more than arsenal and man utd., more than mighty aussie taking on whining pommies on ashes . The mother of all battles is about to start shortly. lets pray the same inshaallah that porkistanis say often for them to live in their homes after losing to india
Did you hear about Poonam Pandey, an Indian model who promised to go Full Monty in the stadium if India won the match? As an added incentive she was even willing to give the team private attention in the dressing room. In case India wins (I am not betting on this happening), the Pakistanis would have something to look forward to, too.
Ha ha ha.
Now yours truly knows who Poonam Pandey is. Not too bad looking, may we add.
Nice exercise. Even I should do that to.
But I can’t do 0:32 in public places, for obvious reasons.