India vs Pakistan; Let’s Crush the Swines

Allah-o-Akbar – India Beats Pakistan Just a few minutes to go before the crucial India vs Pakistan Terroristan semi-final match starts at Mohali. The winner of today’s match will meet Sri Lanka in the finals on April 2 at the Wankhede Stadium in Mumbai. We hope the Indian players put out their best game and […]

Pakistan Promises 25-Acres Fertile Land to Players for Victory; Let’s Give them 6×4 Plot in Kabristan

Ha ha ha. The folks in Pakistan are getting desperate. They are praying en masse in the mosques and Madrasas and offering blandishments to the country’s cricket players in the crucial semi-final World Cup cricket match against India in Mohali today. Maybe, the Pakis are scared their chutias will take money and throw away their […]

Amazon Cloud Streaming Service Offers Free Storage of 1,000 Songs

Amazon has rolled out a cloud-based music streaming service ahead of Apple and Google that are also said to be planning similar services. You can access the songs stored in the Amazon cloud from any PC or Mac via the browser or from an Android-based mobile device. The service provides 5GB of free space in […]

SL vs NZ; NZ Has Zero Chance of Winning

They say there are few certainties in life. We say that among the few certainties, Sri Lanka’s victory over New Zealand in the semi-final of the ICC 2011 World Cup match that’ll soon get underway at the Premadasa Stadium in Colombo is a sure thing. An assured thing. If Sri Lanka’s performance against England the […]

Confession of the Day – New York Times

The Times pretty much overlooked the Holocaust as it was happening. – Bill Keller, Executive Editor, New York Times in The New York Times Magazine p.12, March 27, 2011 Well, this certainly is a shocker to present-day readers of the Times. Millions of Jews were gassed at Auschwitz, Treblinka, Dachau and Bergen-Belsen, worked to death […]