Shame! Not One Desi in Intel Science Talent Top 10

Tragedy is what happens when all our Gujju boys, Tamil Iyers and UP Bhaiyas spend more time at the Swaminarayan Mandir  or the Ganesh Temple or watching that stupid Dancing with the Stars shit instead of focusing on more important stuff. Last night, Intel put out the results of its 2011 Science Talent Search competition, […]

Full Dark, No Stars Review – Pick it Up

When it came to the dark fuckery of the human heart, there seemed to be no limit. – Stephen King in Big Driver, a novella in Full Dark, No Stars P.194 Of course, we’re aware that you anencephalic twits are not going to read Stephen King’s last book Full Dark, No Stars (published in November […]

Namaste Beer – Go for It, Fellas; Grab a Bottle

Oh no, we’re not completely shameless. Really. After all, the moment our eyes fell on Namaste beer in the cooler of our local liquor store this morning we made a grab for it. Being of Indian origin and not reaching out for Namaste, hell, can one get more shameless or more unpatriotic than that? 😉 […]

India vs South Africa; Shame, India LOSES

India won the toss and elected to bat in this match against South Africa at Nagpur. Huge crowd on this Saturday to watch the local boys. As usual, India goes in with a strong batting lineup. It’s 4.04AM on the U.S. East Coast. Virender Sehwag and Sachin Tendulkar are at the crease. We expect India […]

What do Gujju Boys do on their First Night?

No, the newly married Gujju boys don’t try to undress their wives as fast as they can (hell, they don’t even try). Au contraire, the fully-clothed Patels boys, the Mehta lads and the Shahs desperately scratch the dot (bhindi) on their wives’ foreheads to see if they’ve won a motel, a convenience store, liquor store […]

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