Ugliest, Horriblest Pizza on Earth – Sam’s Club Pizza

We dare you schmucks to find a pizza worse than the Sam’s Club Veggie Pizza slice.

Hellishly, devilish bad.

Sam Club Pizza Slice

Hard crust, little cheese, horrible quality cheese, not even lukewarm, lousy service (Dover, DE) and chewy edges all come together to end in the grand finale of Disgusting Taste in the mouth.

Bottom line, Sam’s Club Pizza is not for humans.

The worst $1.88 we’ve spent on Planet Earth.

May Sam Walton’s family roast to a black char in the everlasting flames of hell.

3 Responses to "Ugliest, Horriblest Pizza on Earth – Sam’s Club Pizza"

  1. முனிAndy   April 5, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    Never tried this (always loyal to Costco).. I like the (meat) combo pizza in Costco.. tastes much better than the Dominos/Papa Johns/Pizza Hut. Responds:

    We were members of Costco for many years but never felt the urge to eat their food. Except once maybe tried their shake or ice cream (Wonder why Indians gravitate more towards Costco?).

    Dominos/Papa Johns/Pizza Hut have gone to dogs! 🙁

    But for serving utter garbage & trying to convince people it’s pizza nothing can beat Sam’s Club pizza. Pathetic. 🙁

  2. StrYngLad74   April 6, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    What kind of a Cheap-O shops at Sam’s Club? Responds:

    Yours truly and all the other desi cheapos who don’t shop at Costco!

  3. rama dasa   April 28, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    what’s the SI comment on marco’s???

    p.s the pic at the top made me spit out my water in horror! Responds:

    No Marco’s Pizza locations in our state.

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