NJ Desi Mistakes Continental Flight for Cuntinental

Man, these New Jersey Indians are either completely stupid or totally depraved.

Look at what happened on a Continental flight from Hong Kong to Newark (New Jersey).

Apparently, a New Jersey Indian mistook the Continental flight for a cuntinental free-for-all.

Ramesh Advani, a 64-year-old desi from Berkeley Heights, N.J., has pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a woman who was sleeping in the adjacent seat.

It seems while the plane was in the air over international waters on May 21, 2010 and when the victim was asleep, Advani reached his hand under the blanket and sexually abused her.

The U.S. Justice Department said yesterday that the count to which Advani pleaded guilty carries a maximum potential penalty of three years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

Ramesh Advani’s sentencing is scheduled for August 1, 2011.

By the way, President Obama has designated April as Sexual Assault Awareness Month. Will somebody please inform our Indians in the U.S.?

Other Notorious Indians in America:
Dick-Exposing Telugu Dickhead Nookella Ordered to get his Head Examined; Avoids Jail Time
NJ Desi Vaibhav Dahake to be State ‘Guest’ Soon
Wonderful, Thrilling News – Prison Term for H1B Visa Fraudster Nilesh Dasondi of Edison, NJ

7 Responses to "NJ Desi Mistakes Continental Flight for Cuntinental"

  1. முனிAndy   April 13, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    Anand Jon has got to be the most notorious of all the desis..

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Well, Anand Jon is not gonna come out of the slammer till he’s 95.

  2. kd36939   April 13, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    Off topic: Disgusting – http://www.mumbaimirror.com/article/2/20110413201104130512335194fbde7b8/Do-not-say-you-weren%E2%80%99t-warned.html

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Pani-Poori has a whole different meaning now. 😉

    Hey, there’s a video too at the end of your article. Watched half of it…best yet to come. 😉

    • kd36939   April 13, 2011 at 12:30 pm

      Yeah video was icing on the cake! Such a disgusting person. I seriously do not understand how anyone can do it. I mean, what is wrong with his life? Seems his stall attracts enough customers. Why does he have to do it?

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      1. You write: Yeah video was icing on the cake!

      You mean pee in the Pani-Puri. 😉

      Watched the full video. Only in Incredible India. Imagine how many thousand customers had Chaat or Pani-Puri there and went away praising the tangy taste. 😉

      2. You write: I mean, what is wrong with his life? Seems his stall attracts enough customers. Why does he have to do it?

      The Chaat vendor’s defense is that there are no toilets in the area.

  3. kd36939   April 13, 2011 at 2:06 pm


    haha. am not naive. But this is unbelievable.

    The ones done in Dominos or whatever videos that’s floating in You Tube, they are for fun. People were mischievous and tried to be funny and so they did.

    This Paani puri thing seems to be like a Psychopath trying to take revenge on everyone for no good reason.

  4. Twig   April 13, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    This is meant for the other post, but I don’t see the reply section there.


    For the precise reason, American food tastes good?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Comment is working fine on the Pani-Puri post.

    Not sure why you experienced difficulty. In any case, we took your comment and reposted it in the Pani-Puri post.

  5. rama dasa   May 8, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    Maybe he thought, as most non-Americans do when visiting the states,that it’s open season w/american babes and started stringing his bow a little too early?!

    Also if any of you are planning on staying in farmington hills Detroit, stay at red roof in,lower level,you wont have the prostitutes loitering around your room(or if that’s what makes you come to Detroit, stay on the upper level!).also that dude apparently watches maury a little too much to the point where he thinks,like castro, that all American women are sluts (and many of them are trust me) with no decency.of course if he really wanted to get a gori,all he would have had to do was contact my old high school directory and call up the countless harpies that i went to school with and would have had a blast!

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