Attacks of 26/11 BO – Nobody Loves RGV

Folks, I have a question. Who finances this habitual failure Ram Gopal Varma’s films. Lately, the bozo has developed the reverse Midas touch. For a director making movies for nearly a quarter-century, RGV has been most unimpressive at the box office in recent years. The below box office numbers tell the sorry story of RGV’s […]

155m Indians will have Kajal, Narendra Modi, Samantha and Ranbir in their Hands by 2017

The unassailable proof that smartphone prices will tumble heavily in the coming years is the projection that the largest growth in smartphone shipments over the next four years will happen in India. Between 2013 and 2017, smartphone shipments in India are projected to grow 459.7% (source: IDC). Unlike the barebone feature phones, smartphones let users […]

Arbitrage – No Fraud in a Rich Man’s Lexicon

So, let me get this straight. What you’re telling me is that I’m supposed to be sitting around with my thumb up my ass and my fingers crossed hoping that one of these fucking days somewhere down the line one of these rich assholes is going to say the wrong thing loud enough so that […]

Eating Kai Kra Prow to Charge My iPhone

Many winters ago, I purchased Samosas at an Indian grocery store in New York for 75 cents. On my way back home, it struck me that I did not have a microwave to heat my Samosas. So I made a detour to the mall and picked up an LG microwave for $75 so that my […]

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