To say I was surprised by the turnout for the opening show of Boss, Akshay Kumar’s latest putrid gift to his fans, would be an understatement. At AMC 25 in Times Square NYC, there were about 30 people for the 12:40PM opening show on a week day! And to my great dismay, several members of […]
$30,000? What am I? Do I look like a beggar? – Pirate captain Muse sneers at Captain Phillips’ offer to take $30,000 from the ship’s safe and disappear in the new Hollywood film Captain Phillips I seem to be enjoying a remarkable run of luck these days with Hollywood movies. Although in two minds whether […]
Let’s be clear – Indian fingers are a sweaty, sticky mess. We shovel Dum Biryani into the black hole of our mouths with all five fingers, lick the sticky-sweet syrup from Gulab Jamun with our index finger, and wipe the sweat off our brows and the crap off our backsides with our fingers. Indian fingers […]
Since most of my readers are Indians, there’s no need to dwell upon the risks of theft. After all, stealing is inherent in the Indian DNA. Turn your head the other way for just a nanosecond and before you can mumble Chutiya your fellow Besharam Indian will elope with your baby, kidney, virginity, MacBook or […]
Schmucks, I meant Gravity is out of this world in both a literal and figurative sense. If Mexican director Alfonso Cuarón fails to win the Oscar in February for this electrifying film, there will be a river of blood in Los Angeles! Written with great élan by Alfonso Cuarón and his son Jonás Cuarón, Gravity […]
It looks like there’s not much demand for Apple’s new iPhone 5C smartphones. How else can you explain discounts on Apple’s new plastic smartphone from multiple retailers in the U.S. Few Takers for iPhone 5C? It’s impossible to get discounts on a two-week old iPhone unless the product is not selling. Walmart, Best Buy and […]